I finished work late and headed home. As I drove back, I decided that tonight I would not make love with Kate, my wife that night β we were going to fuck and fuck hard. I was already hard before I got to my street, planning all sorts of nasty adventures but then my excitement died and was replaced with a severely pissed off feeling. There on the driveway was Kate's sister's car.
Now don't get me wrong β Kate's sister Jane is certainly good looking and I would dearly love to spend some 'quality' time with her. But not tonight. Tonight I wanted Kate.
As I walked into the house, I guessed that Jane had had another argument with her husband and was here to have a bitching session with Kate. Past experience had taught me that this simply meant that the pair of them would be 'anti-men' and I stood no chance of sex that night. As I walked into the living room I sensed that I was right as both women stared at me as if I didn't belong in my own house. Kate was on the two seater at the far end of the room whilst Jane was sat on the three piece, near to her sister. Whilst Kate was fully dressed, Jane had obviously had a shower and was wearing her sister's dressing gown. I couldn't help but notice that the gown struggled to hide Jane's breasts but I quickly looked away to avoid any arguments. I sat down on the three seater and looked at Kate, expecting a sorry story of how Jane's husband had treated her poorly again.
As expected, the story came out. Kate told me that John, Jane's husband, had said that she was fat and had tits that put him off sex. Whilst Jane wasn't the slimmest of people she could not be called fat and I thought β and not for the first time β that John was a wanker that didn't deserve Jane. Then Jane spoke.
"What do you think? Am I fat? Do my tits turn you off sex?"
Both women looked at me β this is what men hate! I knew that however I answered, I would be wrong and was in a no win situation. Sod it I thought. They want an answer, they are going to get one!
"Well...actually I think you are gorgeous. Your tits are fantastic and I would love to play with them."
I was expecting either a put down from them for being cheeky or a ripple of laughter. Instead Kate took me by complete surprise with her reply.
"See, I told you. John's a dickhead and he [pointing at me] thinks your tits are great. Show him a bit more"