The next morning I was up with the sunrise knowing this would be the ultimate day. I showered, gelled my long blond hair so that it shone with a hot wet look and oiled my body from head to toe. I got it my wrecked, dirty, used construction boots and laced them up. Then I took from my chest a thick 2 inch wide stainless steel cock ring and forced my balls and cock through it. PERFECT. I had never looked better. My tan was golden and glistening, my hair like just out of a shower, the boots mega hot and the cockring the perfect outfit for the summer heat.
I then went downstairs and started the coffee. While it was brewing I started to roll big fat joints. Forty was the final tally. I laid them on a small silver plate, took my coffee and went out to the deck to await my gang.
Again, Mitch arrived first. Mitch was in his early forties. His hair had been red at some point but he was almost completely bald. His body was covered in light reddish fur and while not fat he sported an incredible barrel chest and the beginnings of a rockhard beer gut.
He threw his sack down and I got up to get his coffee.
"FUCKING JESUS JIMMY you've gone too far," he said.
I laughed and walked inside. I fixed his coffee just the way he liked it. Grabbed the tray and headed back outside.
"here's your coffee Mitch relax," I smiled, "for breakfast we have a special herb sensation."
His eyes widened and he said, "HOLY FUCK boy those are the biggest fuckin joints I've ever seen!"
"YUP," I laughed, "and today is gonna be the biggest fuckin do nothing day you've ever had."
Together we smoked the first joint. He took his white t-shirt off and drank his coffee, "Jimmy, you sure do know how to make a crew feel welcome."
I try Mitch," I said, "I don't think my grandfather has relaxed in 68 years so I thought I'd have some fun with him."
"I agree he's pretty intense," said Mitch, "and I've gotta tell ya there's no fuckin way I'd parade around in front of my grandfather like that EVER."
We laughed and lit the second joint. Next to arrive was Steve. Steve was physically the complete opposite of Mitch. Bearded, tattooed, long hair, close to 50 I guessed he had probably fucked many woman after lots of nights in seedy bars.
"Never fuckin ends around here guys," he said, "this is the best job we've ever had to do."
Mitch passed him the joint while I got his coffee. When I got back they had finished it and the two of them sat there drinking from their mugs obviously getting a good buzz.
"O to be your age again Jimmy," Steve said.
"What do ya mean man?"
"I just mean to be so laid back and not give a shit about anyone else paradin around the way you do and waitin on us, it's fuckin wild," he said.
"Yeah well I've had a great time so far this summer," I responded.
"And it's not over yet by the look of that tray," Mitch said laughin like mad.
Dave, Bob and Ian arrived together. Ian shouted, "Fuckin Christ dudes it smells like a weed factory back here," just as we were lightin up another joint. It got passed around as I got the thermos of coffee from the kitchen. I had dissolved x in it and they guys were very very getting into my herbal breakfast.
Then Granddad arrived. He didn't say a word and went right in the kitchen. I followed.
"Hey Granddad what's wrong?"
I thought he was going to kill me.
"Jimmy for fuck's sake you have gone overboard and you're way out of line here."
"O gramps they're having fun and enjoyin the morning – relax it's been a great summer."
"Jimmy for christ's sake you're naked runnin around the crew like some whore and for fuck's sake Jimmy I'm your grandfather."
"Yeah and you've gone along with all of this and have enjoyed every fuckin minute."
I could tell he was shocked.
"And even you know there has to be a limit," he asked.
"We'll see" I stormed out.
I took the tray passed each crew member his own joint and said, "okay boys day off and let's get high."
They lit up and from the kitchen door came granddad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The deck went dead silent. He had rolled half of my bag of weed in a brown paper bag like a foot long cigar. Smokin it it came out on the deck wearing his black work boots. AND NOTHING ELSE!
"looks like Jimmy is intent on wastin a day and I don't see why we should feel just as good as him boys."
The crew broke up and with that everyone of them stood up and tore their clothes off. I almost died I was embarrassed and knew they were laughing AT me.
Now there was an entire crew naked, my grandfather and me. Now that the tables had turned I wanted to run.
But they just kept smoking and takin turns puffin on granddad's giant cigar joint. Most of them were well stoned and on their second and third joint. There was no getting out of this now. All morning they barked orders for me to get beer and light their joints whenever they pleased. I was horny and rockhard all morning. Even though I had asked for it, I didn't really know what to do now that it was happening.
Finally Dave said to my grandfather, "I'd fuckin kill to have that kid around my house. My girlfreind's so fuckin lazy I'd put him to good use."