Note: This is more a psychological story than a sex story.
A ghost hung on my back. I led it here. And downstairs, my poor sister-in-law curled into herself, all alone on the couch and huddled in a duvet cocoon. Dainty thing, what a trinket, but to brother, a treasure. I swayed out over the precipice of the loft above her and wrenched that fucking banister back and forth with a single fist. My nails scritched into the wood. And still I had to wait.
The timing wasn't right. Bonanza was on. Hop Sing, Candy Canaday, and Wilhelm screams. Gotta save Little Joe.
My toes curled into the carpet. One foot plucked away strands; the other jittered in impending ecstasy. I timed the beats to the shudders of Mica's sobs. My left fist kneaded my balls.
Then that thing happened. Ding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. Ding. Ding. Ding...the clock chimed eleven times.
Showtime. Skinemax. Softcore porn hour. Hell, even HBO would be fine. Ah! Would you look at that? Someone hid the remote.
The den strobed pink--the Showgirls! theme throbbed color. The lamp, the couch, and even a curled up blanket--all of it flickered shadows across the back wall, something akin to a gaggle of stop motion caricatures dancing in staggered poses, teleporting left and right gleefully around poor wittle Mica Lou who cried on the sofa, fully unaware that her shadow frolicked behind her on the pink stained wall with the rest of them.
On either side of me--as well as down below--, the doors were all locked. The family snored peacefully in all the guest bedrooms. Why, I even gave up my own room to dear Nanna Fee. 'Such a thoughtful boy!' 'Yes, I know I am, Nanna.' 'Cheeky thing.' 'All in the genes, Nanna.' 'You're going to make some young lady very happy someday.'
Also, I was going to make some brother very mad.
I began to skulk down the stairs. My bare toes kissed the edges of the steps lest the wood squeak. But right then, Mica and her quivering mass of duvet rose from the couch. Her shadow grew as she stepped closer to the TV, dragging along her white blanket as a cloak. Ta-tink. She pressed in the glass display on the entertainment center and released the magnetic button. She pulled out a VHS.
It was sleeved in an unmarked slip. That was some kind of homemade movie. She pushed it into the VCR.
Very quickly, I realized that it was not the fun kind of home movie.
Out of the TV, ice blue phosphorescence poured into the den. Scenes of brother flashed.
The first was of Brother walking Mica down the driveway as he held the camera. Mica squealed, "Oh my god! You didn't. You didn't!"
Brother showcased a brand new Honda Civic.
I remembered hearing about that day. It was their first anniversary.
There was a paper bow on top of the car. "Paper is the traditional 1st anniversary gift," Brother explained.
He pulled off the bow as Mica hugged him tight, simpering in love. As Brother stepped away, the camera panned down to a Hertz tag on the front license plate. He handed Mica the paper bow, like the bow itself was her true gift and said, "Happy Anniversary, Love!"
Mica fast-forwarded as he was mid cackle.
The next clip was also from Brother's point of view. He held onto one of those glitter cannons as he hid around a corner. When Mica strolled by, he popped out, but he didn't, like, shower her with the glitter from above. He shot it right in her face.
Mica fast-forwarded before he got the chance to laugh.
The next clip stopped my heart cold. It was a sweeping view of the ocean from high up on a rocky outcropping. Somebody jumped off. My legs turned to jelly at the mere thought. But something worse still appeared.
Ba...thump. Ba...thump. My heart seemed to hesitate between pumps.
There stood Brother, bare chested--the man, absolute sculpted marble. He wore his hair slicked back like some 80's boiler room broker. He was calling to someone off screen, "Come on, come on," waving them on. When they didn't come, he stalked over. The camera followed him as he scooped his petite wife up with one arm.
The princess carry would have been romantic were it not for all the laughter. His friends egged him on, teasing Mica. She didn't tease back. Brother jumped off the cliff with her in his arms. Before they could disappear over the other side, Mica pressed a button on the VCR and rewound the film. The two of them jumped off the cliff again, and Mica pressed rewind before they fell. Over and over, it was the same scene of those two jumping and her not letting them fall.
The stairs creaked as I descended but this time, I didn't care. I tugged my backpack up and felt the ghost jostle around inside. I limped into the living room. The joints between one of my knees swelled, grinding thin cartilage against itself. There must have been a storm coming. I was far too young for that kind of pain, but it happened all the same.
The floor creaked, and Sister-in-Law whipped around, glaring at me as she knelt in front of Brother on the TV. I paid her no mind. Her head swiveled, transfixed on me as I gimped around the couch. I unslung my backpack and set it down on the coffee table with a clank, then I limped up to Mica.
She glared up at me and I down at her, but most of all, I stood far taller than Brother on the screen. She had to crane her neck even higher to see me.
"May I?" I motioned to the floor next to her, intending to take a seat.
"It's not my place," she replied.
I wasn't sure how to take that. Even still, I squat down on one leg, easing my bad leg straight out, and kind of hopped down onto my butt. Oh, why couldn't she have still been sitting on the couch? My fingers massaged the pangs from my knee, and her gaze tried to send her sympathies. Fucking bitch. Pity me?
I sent back my hate. Her eyes flashed, a trace of exhilaration swept across her face, and she turned back to the screen.
Brother's precious vagina continued to replay the cliff scene over and over again, a maddening thing. Instead of desensitizing me to the heights, quivering jelly slithered down my spine at every leap. When the goo bled all the way down into my toes, my hand shot out, trying to grab her though the screen. "Stop!" I ordered.
Mica paused the scene just before they lept. Her fragile hand lowered mine from the screen, and on her face, she bit her tongue in a succubi's smile.
Play.
They jumped.
Rewind.
They jumped again--over and over. She wasn't watching, though. She was savoring my reaction.
No. Worse. She was trying to piss me off.
My legs were soft and numb. My heart--ba...thump, ba...thump--irregular. Ice trickled from my pores, yet somehow, also burning my insides up. She rewound further this time. Back to the first shot of my sculpted brother standing over the ocean, completely shirtless.
It was like he was telling me he was more of a man than I would ever be. And his wife knew it, too.
Mica bit her tongue and paused there. "I love this shot of him. So many--" She acted as though she was trying to find the right word, but not really. She pointedly glared at my gangly physique, and challenged it. "--muscles he had."
I closed my eyes and found my center. I refused to give her what she wanted. She seemed perplexed as to why I didn't pounce and smack some sense into her.
I was not Brother. I was better.
"And yet," I said, "he could only handle small things."
I was also worse.
I pointed to the white VHS slip she held. Mica handed it over. On the spine, written in sloppy marker it read: AFV. America's Funniest Home Videos.