"I'm going home, are you coming?"
"No. I'm going to stay for a while."
He then left, and I gestured to Rick that I wanted another beer. He was busy with another customer, but as soon as he was free he served me.
"That guy you were talking to. Do you know him?"
"I do now."
"Very funny, but you know what I mean."
I could see in his face that what I had said had irritated him. Rick was now more than just a bartender, he was a friend, so I needed to apologise.
"Sorry," then I quickly added, "Never seen him before. Just somebody who wanted to talk about the girls."
"He comes in every few weeks, always on a Friday. You are the first person that he has spoken to."
"So he orders his drinks by sign language?"
That got a smile from Rick.
"Of course he talks to me, but we never have a conversation. I don't even know his name."
I did, but that was because he was my Father. His name was Frank, but he had told me that to the girls he was known as Elvis. Half an hour ago, when I had seen him come out of the back room, I nearly had a heart attack. He was the last person I had expected to see at The Tavern. But you know what they say, it's the quiet ones you have to worry about.
On my way home, I kept thinking about what had happened. My Father had fucked Chloe, his Daughter, through the Glory Hole, without realising who she was. My Sister had been happy to accept Elvis's cock, not knowing that it was really her Father's. I was now trying to find an answer to the big question, 'Should I tell them?'
When I went to bed I was still thinking about it. Anne was due back Sunday, I could discuss it with her, and then I realised that I couldn't. She still didn't know that Lizzy was my Mother and that Charlotte was my Sister. I hadn't told her because I was worried what her reaction might be. You either think tasting forbidden fruit is erotic, or disgusting. From what I already knew about Anne, I would guess she would find it exciting, but I had a nagging feeling that she might not approve of it. However, I would have to tell her eventually, otherwise I would never be able to take her home to meet my family.
It was just after eight when I woke. I was tempted to stay in bed longer, but my stomach was rumbling, so I got up. When I went into the kitchen, my Sister was at the table. I looked at her, and she smiled.
"After you left me, a new guy came into the room. I bet you can't guess what he was calling himself?"
I bet I could, but I needed to pretend that I didn't.
"Rumpelstiltskin."
That got a frown from her.
"Don't be silly, have a proper guess."
I was tempted to tell her the correct answer, just to shock her, but I resisted.
"Rupert."
"That's better, but no."
This could go on all day.
"I give in."
"It was, drum roll please."
I just ignored her.
"Elvis."
I shrugged my shoulders, then I said, "What's the big deal? That's a perfectly good name."
"I just thought it was unusual. Nobody calls themselves Elvis these days."
I hadn't planned to quiz her about last night, but her mentioning it had given me the opportunity to do so.
As casually as I could, I said, "So how was Elvis?"
"Good. I would say he was about fifty years old," then she giggled, before saying, "But he fucked nearly as good as you."
So there was still life in the old dog.
"Did he have a big cock?"
"Average. No, slightly bigger than that."
So I hadn't inherited my ten inches from him.
"Do you think he will be back?"
Her hands were now on her hips, and she was staring at me, obviously offended by my question.
"Of course he will be back. He said so himself, and it might even be next week."
She then got up to make herself a coffee, and I debated with myself again about telling her. I was still thinking about it when Mother and Father joined us.
During breakfast there wasn't much conversation, and as soon as my Sister and Mother had finished, they left the kitchen. We could now, if we wanted to, talk about last night.
I looked at Father, wondering what to say. He then gave me a brief smile, before getting back to his newspaper. And that was the end of it.
An hour later I called Anne. I wanted to know what time she would be back tomorrow. I had spoken to her yesterday, and that had been when she had told me that she wouldn't be home Saturday, she was staying an extra day. I had been disappointed, but I didn't make a big deal of it. However, when she now informed me that Sunday had become Thursday, I lost the plot. We argued, and I even slammed the phone down. A few seconds later she called me back.
"I am Anne. You can do whatever you want with me."
Normally that got me excited, but this time it just made me laugh.
For the rest of the day I did as little as possible. I even had a nap in the afternoon, but that turned out to be a bad idea, because it was now nearly midnight and I couldn't sleep. I think it was after one when I eventually drifted off.
Despite not getting to sleep until late, I woke early, just before seven. It was after eight before anybody else was up, and it was Father. After a quick breakfast, he surprised me my saying, "I am off to play golf."
Not long after he had gone, my Sister joined me in the kitchen, and I got another surprise. She was just wearing her knickers.
Staring at her I said, "What if Father had seen you like this?"
"He would have got a stiffy," then she laughed, before saying, "I heard him leave, so I knew it was OK to come down. I am going to have some toast, then I am going to go back to bed. I need my beauty sleep."
As she popped the bread into the toaster, I went behind her and put my hands on her hips, then I whispered in her ear, "I have something for you."
She giggled, then said, "I know. I can feel it pushing against me."
When she turned round, I thought she was going to kiss me, but instead she pushed me back with both her hands.
"I need food more that I need sex."
"Not a problem. You can eat while I fuck you."
She shook her head.
"Let me. If you do I will tell you who Elvis is," then I quickly added, "Sorry, I shouldn't have said that."
"Who is he?"