A quick introductory comment.
Because this story is about my family; me, my sister, Mum and Dad, there's obviously a fair amount of male-male sex as well as good old male-female stuff, so please bear with me.
Enjoy the bits you like -- skip the rest -- the MM stuff starts after Mum and I had enjoyed ourselves.
And do bear in mind that this is just a good old fuck-fest story!
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Oh help!
Now I'm deep in trouble -- what the hell am I going to say?
Hello everyone, I'm Chris -- I've just turned 19 and I've been scratching around for a job ever since I left college and I'm in a right mess.
No -- not me! I'm no mess -- I'm six foot three; 180 pounds; blond; blue eyed; fit and healthy and in pretty good shape -- no, not me personally.
Just my situation -- that's what's a mess!
I've been job-hunting since I left college and it's been absolute shit for over a year -- only crappy jobs on offer -- part-time ones; unsocial hours; miles away; commission only, etc, etc. I've spent more time at the bloody Job Centre than I have at home, I reckon.
But finally I've landed a job -- a half-way decent job -- and I'm in THE SHIT!
Why?
Well, because I'm going to be the Assistant Manager at the new Sex Shop that they're opening next week, that's why! It's the only decent local job that's come up for ages and if I don't take it I'll get my Benefits cut, so I guess I'm lumbered.
It'll be bad enough working at a sex shop, but being just the "assistant manager", the dogsbody in other words, is almost as bad! Not only that, I've got to learn to speak American and say ass and not arse because the boss says our customers prefer it that way.
I don't mind doing that but I mean, I can just hear all the flak I'll get from my mates when they find out where I work. My sister probably won't even talk to me and as for my parents -- pillars of the community -- I hate to think.....
Thank God it's not called "The Sex Shop" or anything so blatant -- the place is actually called "Good Vibrations" so at least perhaps I'll be able to kid people that I'm selling records or something like that if they ask.....and I suppose the money looks as if it'll be pretty fair -- it'll certainly come in handy.
But the trouble with that is that my parents are involved with the local council -- well, Dad's actually on the Planning committee itself so I bet they both know about the new Sex Shop and its name......and we're a good fine upstanding family who don't go getting into smutty things.
My Dad's a big bloke -- well, no giant, but tall as me and solidly built and no way do I want to get on the wrong side of him!
So what do I tell them -- 'cos they'll want to know -- they'll want all the details and if I don't tell them the truth, they'll find out.....sure as hell and then the shit will hit the fan, that's for sure. That's if they haven't heard already. Oh daaaamn!!!
I walked home after the interview in a bit of a daze -- walked because even the bus fare was a bit heavy on my pocket this week. Mum and Dad don't exactly bankroll me; they let me have free board and lodgings but my dole's only enough for my essentials, so wasting money on the bus was a no go. Anyway the exercise was doing me no harm and at one point I actually found myself breaking into a trot, my daily do-it-yourself work-out routine having been skipped this morning because of the interview.
Then I realised that running would only get me into trouble quicker, so I slowed once more.
But however slowly I walked, the three miles home were soon eaten up and I did my best to creep into the house, my heart hammering in my chest and not through effort -- through panic!
The moment of truth was getting near -- what the hell was I going to say?
I avoided the front door and used my key to get in through the garden gate and the back door -- quietly creeping in and making sure that even my keys didn't rattle.
But no-one came to quiz me; no-one even welcomed me -- bugger me, they'd all gone out! All that creeping and concern for nothing.....but now it would all build up again as I awaited their return..... Double damn!
Having come in through the back door I was next to the utility room where my workout gear was and as I crept around I listened for any sounds but there were none.
I was going to go crazy if I just waited for someone to come home and I realised that I had to do something to occupy myself.
Ah yeah -- a good workout would be ideal -- something for both my body and my mind and anyway I should have done my exercises this morning, shouldn't I?
I climbed out of my 'interview suit' and changed into some of my not-too-dirty shorts and a t-shirt from the laundry bin and before long I was immersed in my exercise routine, starting with some weights.
It was a warm early afternoon in May and soon I was sweating profusely so I stripped off my t-shirt and carried on, sweat now streaming down my body.
My body -- yeah, I'm not bad. I scanned myself in the full length mirror as I worked. Nice powerful shoulders; trim waist; good biceps; six pack abdomen; strong chest.....needed to work on my legs though but otherwise I was in damned good shape. Being six feet three inches I stood out quite well so I needed to look the part; no way did I ever want to look like a beanpole or a couch potato for that matter; not that it made any difference.
Try telling some bird that you've pulled that you still live at home and see how enthusiastic they don't become! Almost a waste of time trying to chat them up but that might soon change if this job worked out.....
Soon I was breathing hard as well as sweating. I'd moved to the treadmill and I was 'running' uphill; I planned on doing five electronic miles before I stopped; that should be more than enough for today.
Then a few laps of the pool and I could relax, having done my daily quota and a bit more.
The pool -- yeah well I know we live in Britain which isn't really warm enough for outside pools, but Dad got a nice backhander from some contractor a few years ago and one day the workmen just arrived and dug out the pool. Mind you, he didn't say it was a backhander, but I know different!
And it's covered with one of those air domes so it gets quite cosy inside, so swimming is fine, even in our climate.
My mind wandered around as I monotonously pounded the track; the job; my mates and how they'd react; the girls I'd be able to take back to my place.....
Dreams.....! In my mind I saw 'my place', complete with a luxury double bed on which there was now lying this pneumatic naked blonde. She was spread out all ready for me and I was hard and about to mount her -- and suddenly I was all of a tangle!