"Grandma Jolene's Sunday Service"
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When one is using Christian Theology to blackmail his Grandmother into sex, it's going to get a little weird. Rather, it MUST get a little weird. Have you ever actually read the Bible? It's bizarre as hell! I mean, if you had never heard of it and just came along and started to read the damn thing, you'd crack up laughing. But I was stuck in Verdanna County with my Evangelical hot Grandma Jolene and my worthless Grandpa Wayne and I was 20 years old and bored. So I boned up on my Bible, spun a web of Patriarchal bullshit, and then boned my Grandma Jolene. (You can read about the details in previous chapters.)
Seducing her was easier than you'd think, as my asshole Grandpa ignored her sexually and showed her nothing but contempt, which left her lonely as hell. At 60 she had kept her rockin' figure, a figure she had gone to a lot of pains to hide in her role of Church Matriarch at the Tennessee Valley Church of God in Christ and God Again. You know the look: ankle length dresses, buttoned-up long sleeved shirts, bland sweaters, sensible shoes, her hair simply put up in a bun or tied in a kerchief. Sadly, all these things failed to hide those 38-D tits and that curvaceous ass from my young, horny eyes.
It had been my pleasure, and religious duty, to show Jolene a number of sexual practices she hadn't been familiar with. All day and night, I made her the subject of my attentions and deprivations ( also read previous chapters). However, on Sundays we performed the central ritual of her sexual bondage to me. It's a bit intense, but I am beginning to enjoy it more than I thought I would.
Jolene's Sunday always begins at 7:30 AM and ends at 3. She spends the entire day at the sanctuary, helping with the services and pretty much all the Church committees. The Tennessee Valley COGICAGA actually did a lot of good for the poor and needy in the County. I'd actually respect them, if they weren't Fundamentalist nut-jobs. Also every Sunday my Grandad goes fishing with his friends for the entire day, so when Jolene got home, we had the entire house empty to ourselves.
I had been home for a while, waiting for Jolene and getting everything ready. I heard her come in and walk towards my back bedroom. She knocked softly on the door, and I told her to enter. She came in and shut the door quickly behind her and pressed herself up against it. She was wearing an ankle length navy blue skirt with a blue blazer and a prissy blue vest. She had a scarf and cravat thing that covered up her neck, and she even had white gloves, which meant not an inch of skin was showing, except for her face. Her green eyes were huge behind her cat's eye glasses and she was trying hard not to show how turned on she was. Her wrinkles danced around her mouth as she unconsciously licked her lipstick-free lips and fidgeted in her black no-heeled shoes. I said nothing. Sitting in my chair eight feet away, I just watched her, peered at her. Finally I stood up from the chair and spoke to her.
"Jolene, have you come to receive your patriarchal sacrament?"
"..y-yes."
"Louder please, The Lord likes to hear his supplicants!"
"Yes!"
"Have you attended the services of the faithful?"
"Yes."
"Have you kept to the way of the path?"
"Yes."
"Are you ready to be relieved of your sins?"
Jolene gasped a little. "Yes. Yes, Please." She almost wiggled where she stood.
"Then as thy household lord, I will lay unto you, and deliver you God's punishment for thy sins, and thy reward for your duties accomplished. Turn around and put your hands against the door." As she did, I pulled out a leather bound case, opened it's metal clasps, and removed a two foot length of a willow branch: the classic switch. I placed the switch against her ass lengthwise and caressed her plentiful buttocks. Her wonderful round ass was well muscled from a life time of country living, and the layer of fat her age had added to it only made it sexier. The sensuous circles of the thin wood sent a shudder throughout her entire body.
"The safe word is 'mercy'. Do you understand?"
She nodded vigorously.
"You remember the price for mercy?"
She nodded again, even more vigorously.
I dragged the long, flexible stick across her Church-suit encased body, watching her writhe and anticipating the sweet release to come. I gave her a soft flick across both ass cheeks, and then another. With my other hand I fondled her ass, squeezing it gently, bringing the blood to the surface of the skin. I then gave her a medium whack with the switch, which made her squeak, so I gave her another, and that made her moan. The swishing sound of the willow switch cutting the air was as sexy as the smack of the wood across Jolene's ass. I gave her three more good strokes.
Swwiiisssh. THWACCK
"Unngghhh...."
Ssswwwishh. THWACK.
"ngh! unh..unh.."
I cut the air twice with the stick without making contact with her ass, making her twitch each time. Then, without warning...
THWACK
"Ohhhh..God!"
Her knees were trembling and she was gasping for air, all while pressing her body against the door so luridly I had trouble remembering my sacred duty.