Jacob had just broken the shocking news to his Dad and me that he had knocked up his girlfriend, Bella, while away at college.
What's so surprising is that they attend college two hours apart. Looking back on it, that shouldn't surprise anyone, especially me. Nineteen-year-olds' hormones run rapid.
"Go straight down to the New Barn when we get to the ranch. I'm texting Michelle, saying we have a work crisis, and you need to do the same to Tammy. We may be there a while." Angel was in one of his taking control on the playing field coaching modes, so I just followed his lead.
"Tylers' car is sitting in front of the house. Tammy will get home first and see it." I needed to remind Angel of the small details.
"You're right! Stop by the house so Tyler can drive it down there so he can park inside the barn," Angel said. "Hell, they may be in there a few days!"
"Dad," Jacob began.
"Shut the fuck up!" Angel was obviously mad. "I haven't addressed you yet, so don't speak."
This attitude was totally out of character for Angel, and I was sorry Tyler was caught in the middle, but I somehow felt Tyler had a few secrets of his own.
Tyler's hair had grown out longer, and he was still wearing that gay-ass man bun, but something else was different, and I just couldn't place what it was.
We continued to the ranch in silence.
Once Tyler had his car parked inside the barn, we sat around the meeting table; no one had yet to speak.
Angel stood and closed all the doors leading to personal spaces of the New Barn, securely locking everyone in from the inside unless they had a 'special love key.'
Although it was only mid-afternoon, Angel went to the wet bar and retrieved a bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila and four shot glasses; slamming it all down on the table, he poured himself a shot, threw it back, then poured four more, sliding a shot glass to each of us.
We all did a shot, then another.
"How far along is she?" Angel finally asked the question that we both had been wondering. His tone was angry but not fiercely mad, which I took as a good sign.
"Almost nine weeks. We have a plan..."
Cutting Jacob off, Angel said, "A plan! You have a plan. Well, I had a plan, too, you little ass wipe! And it was not for my teenage son to come home right before Thanksgiving of his freshman year in college and tell me he knocked up his fucking girlfriend!"
I stood and motioned for Tyler to stand as well when Angel asked, "Where the fuck are you two going? Don't leave Dean. Please. We are all in this together." Angel's voice was softer at the end, almost a plea.
"What we do, we do together. But this was only between Jacob and Bella. They need to..."
Jacob and Tylers' eyes were locked together, and the expression on their faces told me there was more to the story. Therefore, I sat back down.
"What?" I looked directly at Tyler and repeated the word. "What?"
But Jacob was the first to speak. He said,
"We have kinda been having like a threesome with Bella. Tyler and Emma broke up. So, anyway, Bella moved in. She takes all her classes remotely and only has to be in one class one day every other week, so she drives to it, but the rest of the time, she lives with us and..."
"You both fuck her! She fucks both of you! How do you know who's the dad to this baby? What the fuck, boys!" Angel's anger returned, and his face was red!
"No! Tyler doesn't fuck her! Tyler doesn't fuck pussy anymore at all! I fuck them both. I fuck Bella's pussy and Tyler's ass. Tyler is like our second girl. Show them, Tyler," Jacob instructed.
Looking at Jacob for instructions, Tyler asked, "Now? Here? Just like strip?"
I answered and said, "Yes. Now. 'Like' strip." I said, using air quotes referring to the word 'like.'
Tyler stood and removed his clothes. Underneath his shirt, he was wearing a flesh-colored female body suit. Underneath his pants, he was wearing pink lacy lady's panties. It wasn't a thong, but rather beautiful underwear.
I told Tyler to remove the undergarments. I had a suspension, and I wanted to prove it.
Underneath the body suit, Tyler's nipples were painted bright red, and he had shaved his entire body baby skin smooth. I knew something had caught my attention earlier, and I found it. Tyler was wearing body glitter underneath the suit.
Not a hair was anywhere on Tyler's body other than his head! And that was in a man bun!