I was too anxious to go home after Ty Bear left, so I went back out to the barn only to find a mama cow loose in her pen.
I led her back to her stall, cleaned the shaving that was scattered and soiled in her pen, cleaned her water bucket, gave her fresh water, and fed her. Not stopping there, I cleaned six more stalls, shoveled shit, and washed out stale water troughs, before finally calling it quits and hopping on the Gator and heading to the house.
Saturday night and home alone. I hadn't heard from any of the kids, so I didn't know what anyone's plans were, not even Angel's. But that was ok with me, a nice quiet home alone evening sounded pretty good to me!
I walked into the garage, stripped down butt naked, putting all of my dirty clothes in the laundry room that's attached to the garage, Tammy detests soiled clothes such as these being in the house and the main laundry, and walked into the kitchen.
I opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of Michelob Ultra and after twisting the top off, I downed the entire bottle. I hadn't realized how thirsty I was until then.
I took out a second bottle and turned to walk through the family room, that would take me to the hall that leads to my room, and stopped dead in my tracks.
Jacob was lying on the couch, only wearing a pair of tight, short basketball shorts and Adam was spread out on the floor, wearing similar basketball shorts with a baggy tank top.
Looking directly at me, Jacob said, "Nothing sexier than a dirty ole naked man looking startled and bumfuckled drinking a beer!"
Adam nodded toward the counter and said, "If your phone and watch are both here, you'll never know when your security system buzzes while you're at the barn."
I ignored both of their remarks and asked, "Where are your parents and sister?"
Jacob said, "Lubbock. With my baby mama and baby too. They went to see that new Disney movie, then they are spending the night and tomorrow they are going to that petting zoo. We decided to skip all of that and come here."
I said, "So it is only us three on the ranch until tomorrow? No one else waiting to jump out and surprise me?"
Jacob said, "Nope. Just us three and the dogs."
Adam said, "And horses, cattle, wolves, possums, and those ducks..."
I interrupted saying, "Ok, yeah, yeah, I get it."
And I started walking out towards the sunroom, that would lead back outside.
Jacob asked, "Where are you going?"
I said, "Obviously to the Club House. Cumming?"
I was already standing under the hot water of the rain-head style faucet, my hands on the tiled wall, my legs spread apart wide, facing away from the door when I heard the boys enter.
I could hear them shedding the few clothes they were wearing, just as I could hear the safe opening in the kitchenette. I smiled knowing Jacob was taking out a bottle of THC Gummies.
A few moments later, Jacob walked up behind me, his 6'1" muscular frame almost matching mine, pushed against me from behind as he reached around me and said, "Eat this."
I opened my mouth as his fingers entered my mouth along with two gummies. I closed my mouth around his long thick fingers, and using my tongue I moved the gummies to the side of my mouth as he slowly pulled his fingers from my mouth, past my closed lips.
