(Author's Note: All characters in this story at are least 18 years of age, and, even in role play, are "playing" characters at least 18 years of age.)
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It was a comment so unexpected, that I couldn't help but react unexpectedly. In hindsight, Mom was probably already a few steps ahead of me. But in the moment? In the moment I was just stunned into honesty. It was the last out of town sporting event of the year. I was traveling with my whole team, but because Mom was a chaperone for some of the attached events, she and I shared a room instead of me having to room with 5 other guys.
Anyways, the first night rolls around, and I am, as always with this trip, nursing a sore hand from having to smack so many guys for commenting on my Mother's amazing looks, her incredible tits, her long hair, her perfect ass, and just, on and on and on. The burdens of having a sexy Mom, I know, there are worse problems. But, I was mildly concerned myself, because there was a huge difference from going to my room at night to masturbate to whatever I wanted to, and going to my room at the end of the night where my Mom was going to change into her "nighttime wear" and be sleeping in the next bed.
So, that night, Mom, as always, was being flirty. It was just her personality. She never meant anything by it, but it was one of those things that made some women resent her and most men adore her. It didn't really bother me until I was about 14. But now... now I was doing my best to either not get hard in a room with my Mom that I couldn't flee from, or at least 'think the hard-ons away' as soon as I got them. Or hide them or... the whole thing was, er, hard on me.
Anyways, the comment. So, Mom and I have a good time, we talk, we laugh, we make fun of awful hotel T.V. channels, and then, out of flippin' nowhere, Mom warns me in a seriously self-defeating tone, that I had better prepare myself for how ugly she was going to be when I woke up, because she was, and I quote, "Hideous" without makeup on. Now, honest reaction? I was mad. Who the fuck made my Mom think something so fucking stupid?!? But then, of course, she answered it when she told me that, no joke, Dad told her the other day that he couldn't titfuck her in the morning unless she put some makeup on, because she just wasn't that pretty without it.