Her coffee tasted like pumpkin pie. The good kind, not like those cheap coffees from other cafes.
Across the table sat her brother's ex, Dian. She had platinum blonde hair and well kept nails. Her clothes were form fitting which looked great thanks to her toned body.
"I mean like he has a good dick and he's certainly good looking. It's just that he only knows how to jam it in, you know?" Dian waved her hand around trying to give a visual aid.
"Yeah, I know what you mean. I had a boyfriend who thought that sex ended when he ejaculated."
Stacey said this knowing it was her life long friend's experience and not hers. Well it's not like she was going to admit to this girl that she was a virgin. Mostly because that's not the point here. She just wanted to make her feel comfortable enough to tell her more about her brother's sexual skills... well lack thereof.
Dian took a long sip from her triple espresso before continuing. "I'm not surprised he couldn't hold onto anyone for more than a month. Jam jam jam is all he can do."
"Oh, so he never listened to you?" She couldn't believe that her big bro would ignore his girlfriends critiques. Yet she feared that he could be one of those guys that only cared about himself.
"What do you mean?" Dian looked confused. Like she didn't even understand what the question was. "Ohh, yeah he sort of listened to me when I asked him to go faster and harder. After that I just kinda expected him to figure out the rest. I mean it's not rocket science right?
What?! "You do understand that it's rare for a man to know what a girl wants instinctively? Like I know I like a little bit of pain."
Dian sighed. "Look, I don't want to be with someone that I have to give instructions on how to fuck me." Leaning forward she whispered. "I know he's your brother. I also know he wants to fuck you cause I caught him looking at your only fans. It looks like you two are going to enivitably fuck and I swear I won't say anything to anyone cause I know you two can end up in prison if you're caught. Just promise you'll be more careful from here on out. You do seem like a good girl after all."
That confused her, Dian's concern for her and that prison part. "Wait, how can we go to prison? I don't understand?"
Dian leand back in her seat with a smile. "I looked into the law on incest. Mostly because I wanted to have a threesome with my twin and her boyfriend. Turns out incest is in fact illegal as much as it's frowned upon."
"So I take it you didn't have that threesome then?" She said thinking how sad it was that the law would keep her and her brother apart sexually.
"Oh we did it. Hell, I'm going home to get double teamed by my strap on wearing sister and her boyfriend. We just make it a point to do it with the curtains down or at night. Safer for us."
"Oh... that's nice. Well then we should stop talking about it in public then."
"Well that's why we're whispering." Dian gave a cheeky smile and left.
"That was an interesting conversation." She said under her breath as she walked home.
If what Dian said was true, then her brother had a thing for her. Something that she thought she had to work for.
Turns out all she needed to do now was to get him to make a move on her. Which was going to be hard when they were both still living with their step mom.
