A long tale, in the writing, and the reading I suspect. If you're looking for a quick stroke story, you should probably look elsewhere. If you've read one of my stories, you'll find the usual here: elements of incest, mind control, gently dominant moms, a little light humiliation and cuckolding. If these are not your cup of tea, please do not complain to me that you are drinking somebody else's tea: just give me back my dang tea.
--for my muse--
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The doorbell rang, then rang again, followed by an insistent knock.
"Ty, can you get that please?"
"Yeah, yeah, just a minute."
"Now, please, Tyler. I've got my hands full, here." His mom's voice, her no-nonsense voice, rang out from the acoustically-balanced first floor bathroom just before the doorbell went off again.
"Fine, whatever." The broad-shouldered 21-year-old pulled himself up off the sofa and slouched his way over to the front door. The UPS guy on the other side only looked a few years older than he did. "Hey."
"Hey. I got a package for-" he read the label on the side of a much-abused cardboard box. "Kimberly...Hayes?"
"Mom!" Tyler shouted back over his shoulder. "Package!"
"Well, sign for it," came the reply. "I've been waiting for that."
Tyler rolled his eyes but took the electronic pad offered by the courier.
"Wait, is your mom that Kim Hayes? 'Mommy Muscles' Kim Hayes?" The guy looked past him to where a cardboard stand-up version of Mrs. Hayes lay propped against a wall. "Holy shit she is! Dude we had all those tapes when I was-"
"Yeah, yup I already heard it." Tyler shoved the pad back out the door and snatched the package. "Get the fuck."
The door swung closed with a bang that shook the house.
"You're welcome," he hollered and threw the package onto a side table before falling back into the sofa.
"Oh perfect, thanks!" His mother emerged from the bathroom, pulling off a pair of canary-yellow rubber gloves. If you ignored the lines around her mouth and eyes, she was still visibly the woman on that old cardboard cut-out, minus the atrocious mid-90s haircut, some off-brand variation on the 'Rachel.' Tucking her gloves into a pocket, Kim pulled off the kerchief holding back her razor-straight black hair. She wore a pair of Tyler's old grey sweats, hacked off at the knee, ragged hems swinging around her tawny-brown calves like bells around clappers. Kim gave her hands a final wipe in her much-abused t-shirt (emblazoned with a faded image of her 20-something self, flexing a bicep), and said, "gimme gimme gimme."
"It's on the table," Ty said, not looking up from his phone. It was obvious even to a passing observer that Tyler was his mother's son: the same dark hair, same nose, same eyes. He had his father's chin and cheeks, which gave him a slightly aristocratic, intellectual air, the kind of guy who got cast as the heart throb nerd in a teen movie, especially after the summer working at the lumber yard had filled out his chest and shoulders. Sometimes when Kim actually spent the time to do her makeup properly before a fancy dinner or special occasion, people would mistake her for Tyler's older sister, to her constant delight and his equal embarrassment.
His mother's nails had been trimmed to a utilitarian length, but they made short work of the packing tape anyway. Foam peanuts scattered on the floor as she lifted the contents from the box.
"Perfect!" Kim crowed. "Can you help me set this up, please?"
"Ugh. What is it?" Peering over the back of the couch, he saw she was holding aloft a sun-faded box with a big cellophane window revealing a brassy-looking microphone. The block-letter legend below the window read CYREN6000. "What the hell do you need a microphone for?" Tyler stood back up with a grunt.
"It's for my podcast," said his mother, bouncing on her toes.
"What are you going to do with a podcast?" He took the box from her, turning it over in his hands.
"We can't live off those 'Mommy Muscles' royalties forever. For starters, they get smaller every year," Kim began listing off reasons on her fingers, "second, I can't coast on one success for the rest of my life. Third, I'm bored to tears. Fourth, all these Instagram girls seem to have a lifestyle and fashion website, and I don't think there's anything out there for women my age. Finally, I think I still have a thing or two to teach all those moms out there."
"So you're starting a podcast?"
"Well, that's part of it. It'll be a whole website, with food and fitness ideas, makeup and fashion tips, all that stuff." Her hands closed over his forearm, as she bobbed excitedly.
"Dad isn't uh-, I mean he's not going to-, I mean his involvement is going to be pretty um-" Tyler tried to find a more or less polite way to talk around his father.
"Him? Ha!" Kim laughed derisively. "I might ask him to help with maintaining some of the tech stuff, but there's not a chance in hell that I'm going to let your father get any more involved than that. If it wasn't for him-" she rolled her eyes. They'd both heard it more than enough. Dan Hayes would never live down losing all a fortune, her fortune, hard-earned from the creation of the Mommy Muscles fitness system that made Kim Hayes a household name in the 90s, by betting it all on pets-dot-fucking-com. "Anyway, so long as you're around this summer, I thought you could help me set things up, starting with this." She poked the box.
Ty scanned the back of the box, which read:
THE CYREN6000 AUDIO RECORDING SYSTEM is a fully Windows 95 and SoundBlaster32-compatible sound recording system that comes complete with an on-the-fly Mini Mixing Board so you can change your voice as you record! They'll never hear your voice the same way again when you're speaking through the CYREN
"You would not believe the deal I got on it," she said, big brown eyes flashing with excitement. "It was the last one in stock."
"No kidding." Tyler made a face. "Mom, this thing might be older than me."
"Is that...bad?" Kim's own face fell, two decades of disappointments suddenly pulling on her demeanour. "I can still use it, right? Please don't make me have to go ask your father."
"I mean-" he struggled for the words, then, "Look. A mic's a mic, right? We might need some, uh, attachments to get it to connect to the computer but I think we can figure something. We probably just need an adapter or something."
"So you'll go to Radioshack for me?" His mother went back to bouncing on her toes, the top of her head bouncing just above his shoulder.