While I'm certainly not going to complain, I do have to say that last Saturday night turned out to be a night I'll never forget. I was trying to figure out what to do with my night, having just recently turned 21 with all the freedoms that that milestone allowed, when my phone rang. Much to my surprise (and slight chagrin), it was my cousin Holly. Blonde, leggy, bounce-a-quarter-off-that-ass Holly. While I wasn't exactly her favorite cousin, I WAS the only cousin who was old enough to buy. "Rick, I'm throwing a party tonight at the lake, can you get the keg for me?"
I thought about it for a moment. Well, she does have some really hot friends, who knows what'll happen when the liquor starts flowing? It didn't take much arm-twisting, especially considering that these parties usually ended up with someone getting it on in the lake, off in the woods, et cetera, et cetera. I drove on down to my aunt and uncle's place to get the money from her, and she showed up at the door wearing one of those teeny-bopper tight little half-shirts that exposed her pierced navel and a nice pair of short shorts. "Make sure it's Miller Lite" was just about all that she said as she shoved a wad of cash into my hand and hustled me back out to get her beer. "Oh yeah, she REALLY wants me to come to this party," I grumbled as I drove into town. But I did get the beer (and a few choice bottles of the good stuff), and as I drove back to her house I wondered whether I'd have a shot at scoring with any of the hotties that I knew would be there. Little did I know…
I left the keg in the back of my truck and walked on into my aunt and uncle's old farmhouse (I was raised in a good farm family, we never knock, just c'mon in) but it didn't dawn on me that the only car there was Holly's. I hollered hello as I came in the front door and poked my head into the kitchen, but there wasn't an answer. Feeling nature's call, I stepped on through the kitchen towards the bathroom when I heard the shower running, and I realized that the bathroom door that I was approaching was standing wide open. It was at that moment I realized who had to be showering in there.