"Linda still sleep?" Glenda asked John as he came into the kitchen ready for work.
John stared at his wife as she sat his breakfast on the table. He knew she was aware that he'd spent the night having sex with their daughter, and was puzzled by her reaction. He sat down at the table as she set his coffee next to the plate of food with the same smile she greeted him everyday.
"Jeff left for work already. I'm so glad he's home. I knew it was a mistake, him marrying that girl," Glenda said as she sat down at the table.
John couldn't take it anymore. "Glenda?" he said putting his hand on hers.
"Yes dear?" Glenda looked into his eyes smiling.
John paused.
"I know. Linda told me that you told Jeff not to marry Sarah," she said.
"No, it's not that," he said shaking his head. "About last night?"
Glenda looked at him fully prepared to pretend like nothing out of the ordinary was going on. "Did you have a good time with Linda?" she asked smiling.
"You don't care that I slept with our daughter?" he asked.
"Of course, I care silly," she said. "Why wouldn't I care. She certainly looked like she was enjoying herself." Glenda chuckled.
"I mean, you don't have a problem with it?" he asked.
"Honey, you and Linda have been sleeping together for a while now," Glenda said cheerfully. "Linda is sexy. As much as she loves sex, and I know how much you love having sex. The two of you are a perfect match. How many men your age have a very attractive young woman like Linda?"
"But, she our daughter?" John said.
"I hope you didn't just figure that out," Glenda laughed. "John, I figured that it would come to this eventually, the way you'd strip me naked in front of them. Especially, Jeff. He imitated everything that you did. Do you have any idea how difficult it was for me to constantly fight off a teenager with raging hormones?" She laughed. "I knew you wouldn't stand a chance against Linda, but I figured it served you right since I had to deal with your son."
John sat back in the chair in deep thought.
"John, I tried holding on to some form of morality, but after cutting on the light one night and finding that the person I'd been having sex with wasn't you...I gave up," Glenda said.
John couldn't hold back his laughter.
"O' its funny now, but it wasn't funny at all then," Glenda said.
"You couldn't tell the difference?" John laughed.
"How about this...no," Glenda said wide-eyed. "He is just like you...in more ways than one."
John pulled back his chin and stuck out his chest. Glenda rolled her eyes at the smirk on her husband's face.