The ONLY time we have ever done anything exhibition related was on a hiking/camping trip last summer with my sister in law and her boyfriend. They were nervous about the woods at night so I did what I always do when taking less experienced campers out: I got us all totally drunk off our asses.
So there's four of us sitting around a fire well past sunset, two guys and 2 girls. My wife is eating a dessert and gets some melted goop on her long-sleeve shirt. This isn't surprising as the four of us killed a liter of that Pinnacle vodka. I am not a vodka drinker but damn does that stuff drink easy.
Anyways, my wife takes off one shirt and is just wearing a halter top under it, and a sports bra under that. The thing is, my wife has tits. Not boobs, TITS. We run our dog every morning and she has to wear 2 sports bras, and she still bounces quite a bit.
So she is sitting next to me and I can't help but peek down her shirt and make some comment about her "letting the girls out". We all laugh and she swats my arm and we start to play wrestle. I wrap my legs around her so I am sitting behind her use my left hand to trap both her arms behind her back.
Now this is all new territory to me, I've never put my wife on display before but for some reason I though it would be funny to tease her about her tits in front of her sister. So I grab the middle of her halter top and bra and pull down about 2 inches, just enough to expose much more cleavage, the part you want to lube up and mount.
Well my wife is wiggling and still laughing, and I was about to let her go but her sister Kayleigh sent me over the edge. She and her boyfriend were also quite drunk and had been making out before this started. They were laughing while we wrestled but when I exposed that much cleavage Kayleigh leaned forward and stood up a bit, getting the best possible down-blouse view she could, and she says: "whoa, look at those titties!"
I know it seems like such a silly thing to push me over the edge, but that's just my trigger; a girl using the word tits. If a girl talks about tits it gets me hard, if a girl talks about titties I'm close to blowing my load.
SO, after she says the magic titty word, I can't help myself. I take my right hand and I put it right down my wifes shirt, and I scoop her big tit right out of her shirt and bra into plain sight. The next few seconds felt like a lifetime. Her left tit exposed, my right hand index and thumb pinched her tiny hard nipple, gave the big tit a nice jiggle, and pulled the shirt and bra back up to cover her.
Everyone was silent.
Did I really just do that?