My mind was spinning, and I couldn't tell if it was from lack of sleep, or sexual overload. "How did I get here?" I wondered as I poured coffee for the only two women who wandered into the restaurant that morning. I was so out of it that I almost overfilled the cups. One of the women must have noticed that I wasn't completely together and made some kind of comment to her friend about the kind of night I must have had and winked at me. Then they both giggled as if they had some kind of secret that I was somehow a part of. I smiled politely, asked if there was anything else I could get, and headed into the kitchen to get their food.
I watched them as they talked and ate, and I couldn't help but wonder if there was more to their relationship than what they presented. I started picturing them as lovers, letting all kinds of images race through my head. I devised this whole scenario in my mind, as if I knew them. I thought that they were married, and the women and their husbands were good friends, but the men in their lives worked long hours, so from time to time, they turned to each other to satisfy their needs. It was at that point that I knew I needed a break from everything that was happening.
Just as the women were paying the check, Danni walked in the front door with Belle and Brianna close behind. We all smiled at each other, and it may have been my imagination, but the two women, being caught in between us all, smiled at each other and nodded in approval as they looked at me, and then back and Danni and my cousins before walking out. It was as if they knew exactly what was happening, but how could they? It was just my over-tired, over-imaginative, over-sexed brain.
Belle and Brianna slipped into a booth right by the door, and Danni walked up to me and kissed me on the cheek.
"Lou here?"
"In the back. He's grouchy today."
Danni smiled and headed into the back. I walked over to Belle and Brianna, and jokingly asked if I could take their order. Brianna smiled a wicked smile and grabbed the hem of my skirt, pulling me closer to the table and almost knocking me off balance.
"You know what I want."
Belle slapped her arm.
"Will you cut it out! Stop being so disgusting, she's your cousin!"
"So? She's my cousin with the sweet ass!"
"Ugh, you're so disgusting!"
"What? You didn't see anything disgusting about it last night when you and Cathy were grinding on each other!"
"I told you, we were just kidding around, and I was drunk! Besides, Cathy is not my first cousin! If you didn't sit there and make me feel like a prude, it would have never happened, so can we just drop it now?"
"Whatever!"
Brianna looked up at me.
"Looks like the stick is back, and lodged firmly in my sister's ass once again!"
I couldn't help but smile. Belle didn't look too happy.
"Look, can we just drop it please?"
"You brought it up, not me."
"I didn't bring it up, I just asked you not to be disgusting and to stop making sexual references to our cousins!"
"Well, we're just kidding around, and besides, I had too much drink!"
Brianna picked up the glass of water and gulped from it, pretending to be drunk. She was obviously enjoying needling her sister. Belle was getting angrier by the second. I just stood there smiling and thinking about how Danni and I were just like them once.
"Shut up! You know I don't drink that much...I was drunk! Besides, there is nothing funny about having sex with your cousin! That's just disgusting!"
"Whatever. I'm sorry Anne; apparently "two-sips McGee" over here doesn't like it when I kid around. You know I'm only kidding right?"
She gave me this little half-smile to imply that she really wasn't kidding.
"Don't get me in on this. I have nothing to do with it."
Brianna laughed. Just then, Danni walked over with my boss, who didn't look happy that he was pulled away from his paperwork, but Danni can make Lou do just about anything. All she has to do is keep begging and whining in her little girl voice, and big hard assed Lou always goes along with it. I don't know how she does it because it never worked for me. He just blows me off, but for some reason, Danni makes him melt.
"Lou, these are my cousins I was telling you about."
Lou looked right at me.
"What are you on break? The napkins need to be re-filled."
"Whatever!"
Danni slapped Lou on the shoulder, something that would get me immediately fired. "I told you not to be mean to my sister, or you'll have to deal with me!"
She smiled, and Lou smiled back and shook his head.
"Unbelievable!" I mumbled loud enough for them to hear me. Danni smiled and winked at me, gesturing for me to stay there. Lou finally got around to eyeballing my cousins.
"Have they ever waited tables before?"
Lou had this thing where he would talk about you to another person, even when you were right there. Brianna looked at Lou, who was obviously staring at her tits, and grabbed them with both hands, pushing them up. Lou suddenly looked away.
"I think they'd look good in the uniform, don't you?"
Lou looked as if he was going to get mad, but Belle spoke up.
"Sir, I've waited tables for four years, and I was shift manager for two..."
"Okay" Lou interrupted "You and your sister get 'em trained up today. You's can start tomorrow."
"Thanks Lou." Danni cooed. "You won't be sorry."
"I'm already sorry. You – those napkins ain't fillin' themselves! Take this one and show her how it's done."
He pointed to Brianna who made a face at him, and he looked at Danni.
"Is this one gonna give me trouble?"
"Probably."
Brianna spoke up. "This one has a name – It's Brianna, and these are the twins."
She grabbed her breasts again; this time bouncing them up and down so Lou could get a good eyeful. Danni and I snickered.
"Brianna huh? Sounds like a stripper name to me. Just don't give me any trouble."
Lou walked away and Danni busted out laughing.
"He likes you already."
"Yeah, I'm sure he does."
Belle and I rolled our eyes.
