"Mark!" Susan called from upstairs.
Unbelievable. My dick was already in my hand and I was 10 minutes into a masturbation session. My sister always had the worst timing.
"What?!" I yelled from my room downstairs.
"Come up here!" She yelled back.
"Can it wait?!" I asked, trying to keep my concentration. A few seconds passed in silence and I thought I was in the clear.
"Mark!"
I let out a sigh and proceeded to tuck my privates back into my pants. There was no use trying to salvage this situation. Susan's annoying voice was the ultimate boner killer.
I ran up the stairs to find Susan leaning against the door to her room. She was wearing her only pair of gym shorts and an old tee-shirt that used to be our father's. Her blonde hair was pulled back and tied up in a messy bun. I could tell she had just finished working out. Sweat glistened off her skin and she was breathing a little heavy. It's a little weird to say, but my older sister actually has a nice body under all that ragged clothing. Her breasts are small but perky and she has a tight stomach. Her real strength, however, is her ass. It's big, round and sticks out no matter what she's wearing. Even now I could see it pressed firmly against the frame of her door. I knew I shouldn't be thinking about these things, especially not after I had just been pleasuring myself, but I was horny and couldn't help it.
"What took you so long?" she asked, like I was her servant or something.
"I was doing homework" I lied.
"Uh huh," she said with a certain doubt in her voice, "well I just wanted to let you know that Steph will be here any minute now."
"Great," I groaned.
Steph, or Stephanie, was Susan's girlfriend. That's right, my sister was the head of her soccer team, her favorite hobby was camping and she has every word to every t.A.T.u. song memorized. My sister was gay as hell, but Steph... Steph was a whole new level of gay. Steph was a short and angry little thing that had more ink and piercings on her body than an entire biker gang. She was rude, had the vocabulary (and voice) of a sailor and always had something to say every time she saw me. "Hey Mark, you drop your balls yet?" She would say, pointing to my crotch. Or "Hey Mark, wanna smell your sister," she'd joke, holding her finger up to my nose. I honestly had no idea what my sister saw in Steph. Susan was tall and fit and clean while Steph was short and boyish and far from sanitary. I hate to admit it, but Steph actually looks a lot like me. We're the same height and practically have the same crew cut. Just that thought made me want to shave all of it off.
"Just let her in, okay?" She pleaded, grabbing my shoulder.
"Why can't you?" I asked.
"Look, just open the door for her and tell her to come upstairs, alright? Can you do this one little thing for me?"
I loathed the idea of having to greet Steph, but I could never say no to Susan. I don't know what it is, but I am completely whipped when it comes to my sister.
"Alright," I said, "I'll come get you when she's here-"
"No!" My sister suddenly interrupted. "That's alright Mark, just tell her to come upstairs. Okay?"
She was acting a little weird, but I thought nothing of it. I nodded my head and rushed back downstairs to finish what I started. The whole time the image of Susan in her stretched out gym shorts slipped in and out of my mind. It was weird, I know, but I can't help it. Susan was one of the hottest girls I knew, sister or not.
I could barely get started again before I heard the doorbell ring. Steph, I thought. And just like that my dick was limp once more. The doorbell rang another five times before I reached it. I swung it open and there was Steph, smoking on our front porch.
"Hey limp dick!" She shouted cheerfully. An unfortunate coincidence.
"Hey Steph."
Steph shoved past me and strolled into the house. She snubbed the end of her cigarette in the potted plant next to the door.
"Is Susan here? She said she wanted to give me something?"