Edited by Rozezwild
I moved in with my dad the very next day after I graduated high school. My mother was a royal bitch and was trying to force me to go to a college that she wanted me to go, not one that I wanted to go to. My dad didn't try to force me to do anything that I didn't want to, so I was taking some time to figure out what I wanted to do with my life. The other reason was that my mother wouldn't let me date.
Two days after I had moved in, my dad came home early and caught me getting my brains fucked out on the dining room table by a guy I had met while out taking a jog. I was completely naked with my legs up in the air screaming; "Fuck me! Fuck me!" Instead of getting mad, my dad laughed. I was so embarrassed and that guy kept fucking me hard. All I could do was cover my face with my hands.
I figured out then, that my dad was really cool. My mother said that he was a perverted son of a bitch. I told him what my mother called him and he asked me how did I know that he wasn't. My dad has a great since of humor and often is way too silly.
I got a chance to bust him in the act on a Saturday night. I had been out partying with some friends, drinking and carrying on. It was around 11PM when I got home, and I could hear the woman moaning before I got the door open good. She was screaming louder than me when I'm getting fuck good.
"Give me that big dick!" That cracked me up. My dad had this girl who couldn't have been more than three years older than me, doggie-style across his bed and he was nailing her hard. My dad looked at me with a big grin on his face and started fucking that chick harder.
She was good looking too, and had tits the size I wished I had. My dad wasn't looking to bad his self. He was being so silly, slapping her on the ass and telling her to call him daddy. I stood in the door with my hand over my mouth to muffle my laughing. He grabbed her hair and told her to "getty-up." I had to leave then. That was too much for me.
I asked him about her later and he said that she was no one special, just a nice piece of ass that he picked up at the grocery store. I was surprised, but then he made me admit that I had been just a nice piece of ass for a few guys.
Trouble began when I asked my dad how I looked in a mini skirt and tank top. I was on a mission to get laid by this cute guy I had met at the Mall. He lifted the back of the skirt and said that he'd fuck me. I was like, "What!" He told me that I had seen the way that he acted, and asked me what made me think that he wouldn't fuck me. I was like, "Holy shit!" He laughed. He said, just because my mother was a bitch, didn't mean that she was a lair.
My dad played around all the time, so I thought that he was just messing with me, but he said no joke. He even wanted to fuck me. I was like, "Damn!" and his dick was pushing out the front of his pants. I could feel my pussy throbbing. He poured Vodka in a glass and went to his room laughing.
I was so fucked up in the head so much, that the really cute guy that I had met in the Mall seemed like an annoying little boy. I left ten minutes after I met with him. I had to talk to my dad.