Well, to be more precise, it all started with an empty box.
You see, while most healthy males my age (low thirties) have a decent sexual appetite, my problem has always been an over-active and under-utilized sex drive that has seen me land myself in more than my fair share of embarrassing situations. Just out of high school, my University years were a blur of sexual experiences and trysts, with multiple partners, and - on more than one occasion – multiple partners at the same time. It wasn't that I was a sex addict, I just purely loved sex. The act itself, the nuances of foreplay, the chase, the afterglow, all of it. I find it both primal and beautiful, and sensual and erotic and pleasurable in every way. I wanted to experience everything I could, but there were always some dry spells that I couldn't handle. They drove me crazy! So when I met my wife, and we began a healthy sexual relationship, I began to feel something I'd never felt before – satisfied.
As time goes on, though, and children come into the mix, her desire for sex has waned. No, that's inaccurate. It's become non-existent. While she can seemingly go for months at a time without any sexual congress, this has left me feeling frustrated, unattractive, and undesirable. I've tried discussing it with my wife, but she merely says "I'm sorry, baby", and rolls over and goes to sleep. She asks me for back massages and I comply, hoping it will lead to something more for both our benefits, but it always ends with her off in a peaceful sleep, and me sneaking off to the bathroom with my phone to watch some porn while I stroke myself to release.
I've even gone so far as to consider visiting a brothel. I love my wife, but I needed something to help me get through, and fast. If she wasn't willing to talk about it, I had to find my own solution. That's what brought me to an adult website that sold toys of all shapes, sizes and uses. After browsing their catalogue of items for a while, late one night, I came across a device that peaked my interest. It was an unassuming black tube, a hole at one end, tapered off at the other. It was billed as a 'Mighty Mouth' and seemed to be a device capable of partially replicating a blowjob. The price seemed reasonable and they offered overnight delivery, and I was going to be on my own in the house for the day to take delivery discreetly, so I ordered the device, some extra lube and a toy cleaner, along with a discreet bag to put everything in (the box was quite large, reading the dimensions), and clicked purchase.
I went to bed second guessing what I'd done, but at the same time I'd be using this on myself, instead of going to find release elsewhere. I began to fall asleep and had thoughts and dreams about what the next day would bring, hoping that this would be the solution I needed.
The next morning, my wife had already left for the hospital (she is a high ranking nurse – which explains some of her lack of sexual drive, she's usually very exhausted), and I was getting my daughter ready for school. I should also mention that my Sister-in-law lives with us. Their Mother had decided that she'd like a more relaxed lifestyle, and they'd moved up north, three hours away, and left Adrienne with nowhere to live. We had a spare room, my wife volunteered, so here we are, a year later. Adrienne was not what you would call 'drop-dead-gorgeous', but she had been on a health kick for a year and as such, she'd begun to develop a slender, more athletic frame, and as she was very comfortable around us, in the summer months she would wear skimpy PJs that would be quite loose, especially when she bent over in front of me. More than once I've found myself getting an eyeful of her bare tits hanging in her top, and while I knew I shouldn't look, I liked what I saw.
In any case, everyone left for their respective jobs, and I dropped my daughter to school, and returned home to work (I'm a photographer, and I work from home). I quickly looked up the tracking number for the parcel from the adult toy store, and noted that they were delivering on their promise and that the package would arrive today. I was a little anxious as the day wore on, because the later in the day it became, the closer we were to someone arriving home before the package! Other times, when I've ordered online, sometimes the delivery takes place as late as 6:30pm. It would be very hard to explain this parcel to everyone at home...
After burying myself in work and trying not to think about it, at 2:30pm, the delivery van pulled into the driveway and I let out a sigh of relief. The driver handed me the package, I signed for it, and took it into the lounge. I opened the box and pulled out the 'Mighty Mouth', it was huge! At about 12 inches in length and the 'mouth' about 4.5 inches wide, I'm glad I brought the bag as the box was massive and I would have a hard time hiding it. I opened the box, and left it on the couch as I read over the instructions and looked over the lube and toy cleaner. Then I had a thought. I looked at the clock. 2:50pm.
I had time.
I cleaned off the toy as instructed and decided that the best place to take it for a test drive would be the bedroom. I pulled back the covers, then, in an attempt to make the experience more pleasurable and 'natural', I took off all my clothes. Shorts, shirt, shoes, socks, underwear, everything. I was stark naked, beginning to lie back on my bed, with this automatic blowjob simulator ready to accept my cock – and I found myself getting hard with the anticipation. I was also worried that it wouldn't work, and I'd just be jacking off into a giant black tube. In any case, I grabbed the pump pack of lube, gave a small squirt into the mouth of the toy, and a small squirt over the head of my dick, then laid back, and lowered the 'mouth' over the head of my cock and slid myself inside.
The initial sensation was pleasant. There were these little ridges that lightly pressed against my shaft that created a nice feel, and an almost closed over sensation right at the back of the tube where my cock head was resting, almost like I was being deep-throated. I was happy, and I hadn't even turned it on yet. I looked at the buttons on the device, one for power, and one for different stroking, pulsing and massaging settings. I closed my eyes and pressed the power button.
Nothing happened.
Not straight away, in any case. After a brief period, during which I thought 'Fuck, the batteries are faulty', there was a slow, low buzz that emitted from the device, and a small vibrating tickle beginning around the head of my cock. The light ridges began to vibrate more intensely, causing them to move up and down, as if five or six little tongues where gently lapping at my shaft. I pressed the button again, and the device gently squeezed around my shaft, held firm during a long, slow vibration, then released me a little. The sensation then repeated. I left that cycle on for a while and gently began to guide the toy up and down on my cock, and holy-fuck! It was an amazing feeling! The massaging and squeezing was sliding up and down my length and felt a lot like an actual mouth working me over at the head, while a hand stroked me up and down. I wasn't quite 'there' yet, so I hit the settings button a few more times to see what else this baby could do. I eventually found something I liked, a pulsing, massaging, squeezing sensation that tickled the very sensitive spot right under the head of my cock, while squeezing the base and stroking my length. The device was pressed deep against my balls and even they were getting the benefit of the vibrations. I held the Mighty Mouth right where it was and was surprised how close I was to blowing my load right then and there. I let out a loud moan and pressed the Mouth even further onto my cock, and I started to shake, before hitting the point of no return and exploding into the Mouth, spurting one of the biggest loads I'd had in a while into the robotic mouth and throat I'd purchased at what turned out to be a bargain price.
As I was coming back to Earth after my orgasm, I heard something that most males in my position dread to hear.
Keys jangling in the door lock.
I panicked and checked the clock. 3:30pm. Who the fuck is that?
I stood up from the bed, a little light headed after cumming so much, and realized that I still had this black mouth on my cock. I unsheathed myself and grabbed the mouth, the lube, the toy cleaner and the bag and ran down the hallway and dived into the bathroom, starting the shower immediately. I had hoped whoever it was hadn't heard me running down the hallway, and the privacy of the bathroom would allow me time to clean, dry and put away the toy without 'arousing' suspicion. (Pun intended.)
I showered, cleaning my cock and balls of lube and cum, while I waited for the toy to dry. Once I was clean, I turned off the shower, dried, and left the privacy of the bathroom, with the bag containing my new found experience nested inside the towel. I was safe! As I made my way back to the bedroom, I heard a voice yell out, 'Hello? Mike? It's just me.'
Adrienne. She was home early.
'Hey, Ady,' I replied, 'Sorry, just having a shower.'
Adrienne came round the corner from the living room and stopped in the hallway when she saw me.
'Where are you off to?' She asked, and eyebrow raised. I noticed that she was a little red in the face.
'Nowhere. It's just been a hot day and I was cooling off. Why are you home so early?' I countered.
