It was Saturday.
I knew that because it was sunrise and no annoying bell alarm with its accompanying vibration had rattled my old clock off the nightstand.
Five days of working slavishly had exhausted me. Last night's drinking session at Chester's Wine Bar with my step-sister finished the job. But now it was Saturday, and I could rest. The only problem in my life today was how to rid myself of a twitchy morning wood that refused point-blank to allow me to fall back asleep.
The night before was terrific -- it started at Chester's Wine Bar with a bottle of champagne, a shared pizza, and a heart-to-heart talk with my step-sister, Lucy. After truths were revealed at the end of the night, we went our separate ways.
"Thank fuck."
"What for?"
I almost hit the ceiling, spinning around to see who was in my bed. When I recognized the warm body beside me, my eyes bulged, and my heart thumped while I headed deep into coronary failure territory, spluttering.
"Lucy? What the fuck?"
"Hey, Stan. What are you thanking fuck for?"
Her eyes were still closed, but a beautiful, naughty smile scared me even more as she reached out with one hand, entwining her fingers with mine. My heart pounded like a jackhammer splitting the road open, almost rupturing my rib cage as I gasped for breath. I felt sick and terrified, but despite all that, my regular morning wood proudly slapped a thigh.
I raised the duvet, saw my solid cock, then glanced sideways, staring at my naked step-sister in utter horror. I tried to remember what happened, focused on my cock, but not reaching down to check if the residue of her pussy still coated it, lest she scream the house down.
What the fuck happened?
"Please tell me we didn't do it, Lucy?"
"Good morning to you too, brother dear."
"Oh my god."
She fully opened her eyes, looked surprised, and slightly disappointed at my shock. Lucy raised onto her elbows and scanned the room comically as though searching for invading aliens. Seeing none, Lucy beamed broadly at me, raising an eyebrow questioningly.
"What is it, Josh?"
I'm fucking naked.
"Umm... umm, I, err."
"Chill out, brother. Go back to sleep. It's still really early."