This is based on a true story!
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When the door suddenly opened it startled me. This was my bedroom, so my privacy should be respected.
"You're supposed to knock before coming into my room."
The look that I got from her told me that I wasn't going to get an apology from her. Then, while pointing her finger at me in a threatening way, she said, "And you are supposed to be ready. We need to leave in twenty minutes."
I gave her my best cheeky grin, in the hope that it would calm her down, but it didn't work. She wasn't amused.
"I want you out of bed and dressed in five minutes. No excuses."
After putting my face straight, I nodded. That got a brief smile from her.
As she was leaving, while closing the door behind her, she gave me the five minute warning again.
I shouted out, "OK."
But it wasn't going to be OK. I did want to get out of bed and get dressed. However, when my Mother returned I wouldn't be ready because I had a problem, and it was a big one. I had an erection, and despite my best efforts, it was refusing to go down!
I'm eighteen years old so my cock getting stiff at awkward times isn't unusual. Most times, without too much effort, I'm able to deflate it. Occasionally though I need to jerk off to get it down. This morning I'd already done that, twice, but for some reason, that I was struggling to understand, it hadn't worked. My cock was still standing proud, as hard as it had ever been, and not giving any indication that it was going to be limp anytime soon.
As I counted down the minutes I wasn't optimistic. When I got to five she was back, and I was right. Nothing had changed. I still had a monumental hard-on. This time she was more respectful, she knocked.
"Come in."
Last time she'd been annoyed, now she was angry, so angry that she wasn't able to speak. I was in trouble.
"Please don't be angry, I can explain."
She was now waiting, hands on hips, for that explanation. But I didn't know what to say.
"It's my..."
I cleared my throat, and then I started again.
"I want to get out of bed but I can't."
"So your legs are paralysed?"
She was being sarcastic, but I wish that they were really paralysed. That wouldn't be embarrassing. Having to tell her the truth, would be. I took a deep breath. I would just have to give it to her straight and hope that it didn't freak her out.
"I have an erection and it won't go down."
Her reaction wasn't what I'd expected. She laughed, long and hard. It was a while before she'd finished. She might find it funny, but I didn't.
"How old are you?"
"Eighteen."
"And you are telling me that you don't know how to deal with it?"
She was mocking me and I didn't like it.
"Of course I do, but I've done that and it hasn't worked."
After giving a deep sigh, she said, "Just do it again."
She'd said it slowly as if she was speaking to a small child, and that irritated me.
In a firm voice, I said, "I did."
"So twice, and it's still hard?"
I nodded.
"Impressive, I wish your Father could do that."
That was a surprise, I'd never heard her say anything like that before. She wasn't one to share intimate details with other people, especially anything that was sexual.
"You're going to have to try again," than, while giving me a stern look, she added, "And you're going to have to hurry up. I don't want to be late."
"OK, but will you please get me some more of those painkillers from the bathroom? My headaches better than it was, but I've still got it."
It was a simple request, and I was expecting her to go and get them for me, but she wasn't moving, and there was a strange look on her face.
"Those tablets that you took, what colour were they?"
"Blue."
When she suddenly covered her face with her hands, I knew there was a problem. However, when she removed her hands she was smiling, and she was also struggling not to laugh. I was confused, and she could see that I was, because when she spoke I got an explanation.
"Those tablets aren't painkillers, they're your Father's Viagra."
So that was why my cock was still rock-hard. My Father was fifty eight, twenty years older than my Mother, so it wasn't surprising that he needed some help to get it up. But I didn't need any help, and I'd foolishly taken some of them.
"How many did you take?"
"Four."
That made her laugh. She might be finding this funny, but I didn't.
"Your Father only needs two."
I groaned. I hadn't just taken Viagra by mistake, I'd taken a large dose. My cock was never going to go limp. I was going to have a permanent erection for the rest of my life. But wait a minute, the label on the container that they were in didn't say Viagra.
"They were in a Tylenol bottle."
That wiped the smile from her face, and now she was looking guilty.
"Sorry, I thought that they would be easier to store in that small container."
So it was really her that was to blame. There's a golden rule with medicines. Always keep them in their original package. Now, because my Mother had ignored that, I was in this predicament.