True story:
(Well, mostly anyway)
The first day of our vacation couldn't have been much worse: my wife got a terrible sunburn and was so uncomfortable by evening that we had to leave the restaurant halfway through dinner. Back at the hotel room I spread Solarcaine or whatever it's called everyplace her bikini hadn't covered (which was almost all of her), which unfortunately left me with a boner that was just going to frustrate me.
Adding to the fun, my wife's sister and her husband, who'd joined us at the hotel, had been fighting non-stop the whole day.
The lotion finally made my wife comfortable enough that the sleeping pills could have their way with her.
It was just past midnight now, and I was actually thinking about surfing for some porn on my iPhone, which is NOT what I'd been expecting to do on the first night of our romantic vacation.
The hotel bar closed at 11, I knew, and I thought about getting into the car and driving into town for a bar that was open - but the mood I was in I might drink too much, and it's not as if my wife could come and collect me.
So I decided to settle for a Coke instead. I knew there was a machine in the hotel lobby. The hotel was designed like a big donut, with the courtyard and pool in the middle, so I figured I'd save time and steps by cutting across to the lobby.
As I passed the jacuzzi next to the pool, I saw a group of people inside most with bottles of beer in their hands - and they saw me. One woman stood, and called me over. "Come join us," she said, "we're one man short."
"Sounds like fun," I said with a smile, "but I don't have my suit."
She laughed. "Neither do we. Just strip down to your underwear."
"I don't know," I started to say. Then I noticed that what I thought was her bikini was actually a bra and panties. Oh, what the hell... it was dark, and I wasn't really sleepy anyway, and they seemed friendly enough to offer me a beer. I quickly stripped down and as I eased myself into the tub next to the woman without a partner, I got a couple of surprises: two of the women in the water were topless and one of those, the one they had me sitting next to, was my sister-in-law Diana.
I tried to keep my eyes forward, also trying not to appear to be staring at the other topless woman, a thin woman with wild curly hair. Even without staring I could tell that her breasts were small, but with fat, very hard nipples. And just like that, my dick was good and hard again. I probably couldn't have gotten up out of the water if I'd wanted to.
Introductions were made: the woman who'd invited me in, let's call her Anna to keep things simple, was at the hotel with her husband Al and their friends Betty and Bob. They came across the jacuzzi just after the hotel bar closed, and were just buzzed enough to strip down and get in. Betty wasn't wearing a bra, hadn't even packed one for this trip, and decided she didn't care, hence the two hard nipples I was trying to avoid staring at.
Carlo and his girlfriend Christy had been wandering past, and were invited to join them.
And then Diana, who was fed up with her husband and decided to get some fresh air. And when Betty told her she was lonely being the only topless woman in the tub, Diana didn't hesitate before tossing her own bra to the side.
I offered part of my story - that my wife was back in our room sunburned and drugged - but left out the part about Diana being my wife's sister, which would have seemed too weird. The time to have said something, ideally, would have been
before
I got half naked and got into the water.