Note: the characters and events in this story series are purely fictitious. Also, this is my first story, but I hope you enjoy it, and I appreciate any feedback as I polish my writing style. As always, thanks for reading :)
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Hello, I my name is Kenneth Robert Johnson, and I am a 21-year-old native Floridian native with quite a story for you all about myself and my family. I can say without a doubt that we must all have an attractive gene somewhere in our DNA. Grandpa Gerald, Dad's father, with his full head of thick white hair, soft blue eyes, and aquiline nose looks just like Leslie Nielsen, who coincidentally his favorite actor. He is in excellent shape for a man of 72, standing tall at 6'1", and a solid 175 pounds. On the same side, my Grandma Dottie, also 72 and standing 5'9" looks like an older, taller Lea Johnson, with her wavy brownish-gray hair, and big brown eyes, and my Aunt Sarah has her looks. My dad, Robert Kenneth (our names are reversed, kinda cool), and his identical twin brother, Uncle Jerry, both 48, could pass as Grandpa's clones, and both of them have the golden blond hair he had in his youth, with a slight tinge of white at the temples.
While my dad's side of the family is almost completely German, with the exception of Grandma Dottie being half English, my mother's family, the Silva clan, is pure Brazilian. Everyone on that side of the family has either dark brown or black hair with various shades of olive skin, and deep brown eyes. Not to mention that the women on that side all have nice boobs and butts, not that I ever looked. Grandpa Emilio is 75, and a powerfully built man who I still wouldn't dare to wrestle, despite the fact that I'm 6'4" and he's 5'10". The thick black hair of his youth is now thin and nearly white, with just a small patch in the front that he supplements with a discreet combover. He has thick, salt-and-pepper eyebrows, an aquiline nose, and a strong lantern jaw.