Dear Shoeblossom
I was always bewitched by Bryoni, my cousin-in-law. That was how it was explained to me why she was "staying" with us, though it had been three years now.
I remember in all my nineteen year old focus, watching her recline on the divan, in her "short" shorts, the long, shapely pale legs, with tiny feet, one shifting in and out of an errant sandal.
We spent a lot of time on the screened in porch, and I was trying to study that summer, I really wanted to get into the Computer Sciences department of some college, or something.
But my eyes kept rising over my textbook as I watched my saucy cousin-in-law experimenting with a new lip gloss. Trying it on, looking at her full smile in the compact mirror.
And then, of course, she caught me. Staring. And Bryoni smiled, and winked at me.
"Whatcha think, perv?" Bryoni winked, and shook her tits in the little striped thing that so exposed her midriff.
"Um, you-"
"Think I'll make 'em notice at the Stop and Shop?" Bryoni had finally gotten a job, she was two or three years older than I was, and not particularly entranced towards working.
She'd borrowed lots of money from me and my horny brothers, and there wasn't much chance of return, but we didn't care that much.
"Everard, forget that book crap." Bryoni said dismissively. She stretched, and her boobs pushed the striped top to the point she resembled a bumblebee having a stroke.
"Over here" (Or, in New Hampshire parlance, it was 'Ovah heah') Bryoni crooked a long French nail, and I got up, mumbling about how I needed to learn this material.
I sat with my knees together primly as Bryoni plopped her feet in my lap.
"You don't think I'm gettin' fat, do you, Everard?"
Again, she shook her tits at me. "I know you peek at me when I'm taking a shower. I saw you with your geeky telescope in the tree house."
"Oh, shit, I'm sorry, Bryoni, it was, I was bird watching and it flew by your window-"
"That's hilarious. Bird-watchin'." Bryoni grinned, and lifted her heel and punched me right in the groin. Amazing, unerring accuracy. I saw stars.