Take 04 -- Myra's Audition.
"Rita," said Dan on the intercom.
"Yes, Mr. Carter."
"Ask Peter to come in, please."
Peter, a good looking, tall, thin man, who migrated to America from England several years ago hoping to find stardom in Hollywood, discovered an alternative acting career in pornography and in adult films in Boston, instead. Peter opened Dan's door.
"You have quite the crowd, I see, Dan." He looked at Dan and started laughing. "Have you seen some of these women, some of them are just smashing?"
"Yes, they are quite the collection of amateur adult film stars, aren't they? Tell me, though, what's your first impression?"
"What do you mean?"
Peter still had his English accent that endeared him to women, in the way that sometimes a Boston accent makes a person more interesting when they happen upon someone who has never heard the accent.
"I mean, the first time you saw such an eclectic collection of women waiting to audition for a porn movie. What's the first thing that came to mind?"
"Well, to be honest with you, it reminded me some of the women who frequent that Weird Mart store you chaps are so bonkers about."
"You mean, Wal-Mart."
"Yes, yes, quite right, sorry, Wal-Mart. We have Tesco and Morrisons' in England."
"Well, what if there was a movie, much like how they show the American Idol auditions, but, instead, auditions for an adult film."
"Oh, I say, I get it. You are a sly guy, after all, aren't you? Very clever, I say, old chap, very clever." He looked up at the monitor and surveyed the women waiting to be interviewed. "It's human nature to watch average people undressing and having sex in the name of auditioning for a porn film, I would think." Peter stared up at the monitor, again. "Actually, you have a few lovelies out there who I'd like to bugger."
"So what do you think of my idea of making a movie of the auditions?"
"This really could be quite good, Boss, and you'll save thousands of pounds, as well. As they do in England, they love the singing competition, that's where it started, you know. They especially love the auditions. Some of them are really funny."
"Yeah, precisely my point, Peter, and I knew you'd appreciate it, which is one of the reasons why I called you in here." They both laughed again.
"Okay, I'll bite, what's the other reason?"
"Well, my next applicant, Myra, #3, is from Alabama. She fled there when her family forced her to join the KKK. She mentions in her bio that she's never had sex with a black man and doesn't think that she ever could because of all the racist thoughts her family have ingrained in her over the years."
"I'm not black, Boss," said Peter holding up his hands and laughing.
"I know, but she also writes in her bio that she enjoys mild bondage being blindfolded and tied. She said that she'd do well if we were making a movie where a home invader blindfolded her, tied her up, and forced her to have sex."
"Okay, that sounds exciting and I'm with you, so far."
"Well, I need you to meet her, tie her up, and blindfold her. Then, I want you to leave the room and bring in Buff Naked. She'll think that the cock she is sucking is your skinny white cock and not his big, black prick."
"Oh, gees, this ought to be good."
"Rita," said Dan.
"Yes, Mr. Carter."
"Send in the next applicant, please.
"Yes, Mr. Carter."
Myra meekly entered Dan's office. She looked from Peter to Dan and back to Peter. It was obvious that she was smitten with Peter.
"Hello, Myra, I'm Dan Carter, the Executive Producer and Director of Double Dare Adult Films and this is one of my stars, Peter Johncox."
"Hi," she said, "please to meet y'all."
Her southern accent was endearing. She was cute, very cute. About 5'3", she had strawberry blonde hair, blue/green eyes, and freckles. A little heavier than he'd prefer in a women starring in a porn film, especially around the hips, but she looked like she'd film well on camera and her accent was charming.
"Please make yourself comfortable," said Dan motioning her with a wave of his hand to have a seat on the couch.
Her low cut dress barely covered her C cup breasts and her nipples already made a prominent appearance. When she sat in the soft couch, she flashed them her white panties. She sat there like that with her knees enough apart giving both Dan and Peter a nice, continual view between her legs.
"How y'all doin'?"
"Good," said Dan. "We're doing well," he said looking to Peter.