My phone woke me up. I really needed to start turning the sound off when I went to sleep - or maybe set it in flight mode. Sure, I spent as much time on my iPhone as the next 18-year-old, but once I'd actually gone to sleep, I really preferred not waking up until I had to. I picked it up and squinted at the sharp light from the screen. It was from my sister. Why was I not surprised... The message just said:
"Cum pick me up, plz?"
This was getting really annoying. As soon as I'd gotten my license, sis started asking me to drive her around. Picking her up at the mall, driving her to clubs, to friends, to parties... At first, I liked it. Like most eighteen-year-olds, I loved driving. Any excuse to drive, I'd take it. As soon as I had that little card in my wallet, saying I was a certified driver, it was all I wanted to do. Our parents didn't mind that I used the family car either; as they saw it, it was safer to have me drive her around than for her to get in a cab or hitch a ride with strangers. So yeah, I had basically been her private chauffeur for a year.
It was starting to get a bit old, though. Driving her around when I didn't have anything better to do? Sure. Picking her up as part of my own expeditions around town? No problem. Being woken up in the middle of the night to pick her up after she'd gone out partying? Yeah, this was getting out of hand.
I had kinda hoped that she'd leave the house when she started college, so I could take her room and have the place to myself with my parents, but then... she moved downstairs instead. We had an apartment in our basement that we rented out, but when it became vacant just as sis was planning to leave, she quickly laid her claim to it.
Mom had been over the moon, having earlier cried her eyes out that "her little girl" was moving out into the big world. When the suggestion came up that she could live downstairs, there was no stopping that from happening. Dad insisted she pay rent, like a grown-up, and I guess that did teach her a
bit
of independence... on the other hand, they paid her tuition... And, of course, she didn't drive either.
I looked at the time. It was 2 a.m. Shit... Yeah, it was Saturday, so I didn't have school tomorrow, but... shiiit.
"I'm asleep." I just replied and hoped the problem would go away. Of course, it didn't. The phone kept pinging and vibrating.
"Nah, ur not. Cum git me plz..."
"It's late! I'm in bed!"
"Cmon lil bro ur so great at drivin. I gotta get home."
"Get a cab or sumthin."
"No money."
Of course she had gone clubbing without money. That blonde bombshell was hot enough to get guys to buy drinks for her. We sent several more messages back and forth, and it was becoming clear that she wasn't going to let me get back to sleep any time soon. I still wasn't really feeling like leaving my warm, comfortable bed, though, just to pick up her drunk college girl ass...
A couple of weeks ago, she'd even gotten me to stay up late so that she could call me when she wanted to come home. Then she didn't. She just left me waiting, keeping me on standby, not even bothering to tell me that she didn't need me to collect her. I didn't get to bed 'till four o'clock in the morning that time. This time, I hadn't waited up. I'd gone to bed. And she should respect that.
Another message pinged in.
"Hayley and Kiki wanna see u too."
Of course she was out with her best friends. And she didn't mention them by accident. Those girls were so hot that any teenage boy would have given his left arm just to be around them. She was probably counting on that to lure me out there. I knew they weren't really into a dweeb like me, though.
A few minutes went by and the flood of messages seemed to stop. For a minute, I was hoping they'd found someone else to give them a ride home. I was still in my bed, enjoying the warmth of it under the covers and beginning to feel that nice, drowsy feeling you get when you've just woken up but are beginning to fall asleep again...
But no. Another message. Bright light from the screen, a loud noise and more vibrations. There was no going back to sleep, was there... I picked up the phone again and started to resign myself to my fate. The latest message woke me up pretty fast, though.
"Cum get me and I'll suck u off."
My heart beat faster. Say what now? She'd do what? The furthest I'd gotten with any girl was second base, and here was my own
sister
saying she'd... what? I shook my head as the initial shock wore off. She didn't mean that. Had to be autocorrect or something. She didn't send any more messages to correct herself, though... Maybe she hadn't noticed?
"A bj for a ride, riiight." I eventually replied.
I waited for her to say it was a joke, or continue trying to persuade me with something else. It didn't happen. Instead, she just went:
"Your choice, bb..."
I sat up. Still in disbelief, I started getting dressed. As I left my room as quietly as I could so as not to wake up mom and dad, I fired off another message:
"Ok omw. Where are u?"
"Down on 7th."
I then said I'd be there in about half an hour, put on my jacket and went downstairs. I moved quietly and closed the doors carefully so as not to wake mom and dad. Then I went through the basement into the garage and clicked the automatic door opener.
The family car was a Lexus, a really nice car to drive - one might even say luxurious. Or as dad used to say: Lexusurious. Dad jokes, amirite? Once he'd done that joke once, he never stopped. And he laughed his ears off every time. I didn't mind too much, though, as long as I got to drive it. I had been asking for a car of my own, but it didn't seem likely that they'd buy me one as long as I lived at home. Mom especially preferred that I take this one, which was rated as one of the safest vehicles on the planet.
As I drove downtown, my sister's offer kept spinning in my head, seeming increasingly unlikely. Of course she wasn't actually going to suck me off. Even though I'd heard that she could be a a bit easy when she got drunk, she wasn't going to do that with her brother. There was no way.
It was probably best that I went to pick her up, though. For one thing, mom would kill me if something were to happen to my sister after I refused to drive her home. Secondly... yeah, of course I didn't really want anything bad to happen to her. She could be annoying, especially when doing shit like this, but she was still my big sis. Couldn't just leave them out there. Hot young college girls, drunk and wild, dancing at a night club in skimpy dresses? Anything could happen. They could get into a fight... stumble and fall dead drunk in a ditch somewhere... or worse.
Now that I was awake and in the car, I didn't really mind that much either. Once I was out of the bed, it lost some of its allure. And even though sis wasn't actually going to follow through on her offer, I might be able to use it for something later. Maybe a bit of blackmail, getting a favor from her in return for deleting that message history? Yeah, that sounded doable. Serves her right, I thought, for not making arrangements earlier and just expecting me to be her personal chauffeur on short notice in the middle of the night.
I pulled over near the club and texted her again, saying I was there. It took them a while to come out - they had probably gotten more drinks instead of watching the time or getting ready to leave. Oh, yeah... she'd owe me big time for this.