"Hell if they want too, they can help. Looking for volunteers here? What no takers?"
"You want to watch me pee?" Asked Sue.
"You want me to wipe you after, or lick? Damn this vodka is good." I smiled at my wife, she shook her head and grinned.
"Gross." Whispered Dan.
"Hey Dan, have you any idea how many times you peed in my face when you were a baby?"
"Dad." He groaned.
"The only real question is how did you know to wait until the nappy was off? You were too young to see, too young to think, and too young to realise, but still one time in, I don't know, about five, as soon as the nappy was clear, that little dick would pop up with the pressure, and spray everywhere. After a while I learned to lean backwards, and keep my mouth closed. So licking a drip off a tasty pussy isn't going to be too much of an issue. How about you boy?" The emphasis on the last word, just to let him know how young he actually is. He thought for a moment and then smiled. 'Oh shit.' I thought.
"I bow you your superior experience." He said with a real shit kicking grin. Damn, don't you hate it when they use one of your favourite phrases against you.
"Well said." I laughed. I looked around the table briefly, the girls were beginning to wonder where this was going. "Right in the interests of the new 'no secrets' policy I suggest that we should adopt a naturist lifestyle, it that respect I have brought a pack of cards to stretch out the tension and to make things go a little slower through this part of the process. Everyone OK so far." A quick glance round the table and I could see that they all agreed, or at least nodded.
"Right the game is simple, let's not complicate things more than they need to be. Everyone draws a card, highest wins, lowest is loser. Winner takes shot and loser removes an item of clothing, if loser has no clothing left to remove, then winner gives them a task to perform, these tasks have to be something that the winner believes the loser would do given a chance. Objections or observations?"
"Socks," said Sarah, "a pair or a sock at a time?"
"Comes in pairs is one item." I smiled.
"When is the game over?" Asked Sue.
"When everyone is naked."
"That could take a while." Laughed Sarah
"Maybe, but remember you don't have to lose to lose, you could take your clothes off whenever you want."
"And when everyone is naked?" Whispered Dan.
"We make more decisions then. Everyone OK?" There were nods from around the table.
"Let's get this show on the road." I laughed.
"Or is that show and tell?" Smiled Sue.
"Any objections to me being dealer?" I asked, waiting a moment for any answers, but getting nothing I deal out four cars, one to each. "Ace high, equal numbers mean a void draw. Please turn over your cards." The turn showed that Sarah was lowest, and Dan was highest. A shot to Dan, which he drank immediately, only choking a little, Sarah presented a pair of pretty yellow socks. I collected the cards and added them to the bottom of the pack, I dealt four more. So it went on for a little while Dan seemed to be doing quite well, Sarah and Sue no so much. I won and poured myself a shot, Sue lost and took off her blouse, leaving her down to bra and panties. Sarah was down to shirt and panties, I had just shorts and underwear left, Dan had his boxers. The next draw gave Sarah the win and Dan with the lowest card. Dan started to remove his boxers.
"No." Said Sarah. "Stand up and show us all." She drank her shot and coughed a little. Dan stood and slowly dropped his shorts, revealing a fair-sized cock already hard.
"Not bad." Muttered Sue. "Turn around." Dan turned around and showed everyone his naked butt. "Nice." Said Sarah. The next draw gave Dan the win and Sarah the loss. She immediately pulled her shirt off, revealing her small but very nice breasts.
"Those look great." Stuttered Dan, coughing on the shot of vodka. Sarah smiled at him and stroked his leg. The next draw gave me the win and Sue lost. Off came the bra.
"Holy shit." Whispered Dan.
"It's been a long time since you sucked on these." Said Sue, grinning like a Cheshire cat. "Perhaps you'll get another chance real soon." Her whisper made Dan's eyes go big as saucers.
The next draw gave Sue the win and me the lowest card. Off came the shorts, only my briefs left. The next draw gave Sarah the win and Dan lost. Sarah smiled widely.
"Dan, go suck on mum's tits." Dan almost fell off his chair as he moved around the table to suck both of Sue's tit's running his tongue around the nipples and sucking them until they were standing proudly and shimmering with his saliva. Sue cradled his head against her chest and groaned with pleasure. "Enough." Called Sarah.
Sue scowled at her daughter for a moment then smiled. The next draw saw Sue win and Sarah lose. Sarah stood up to remove her skimpy panties, she dropped them to the floor and stepped out of them, she twirled around slowly so that everyone could see.
"Damn girl," said Sue, "how'd you get so smooth, you look so cute and innocent."
"You like?" Asked Sarah, standing with her feet only slightly apart. Her naked pussy simple a slot, that disappeared under her body, out of sight.
"Yes I like." Said Sue.
"It's lasered and permanent."
"You mean it'll never grow back?"
"That's the idea, it'll most likely grown back in a few years, once the follicles regenerate, but even then, it'll most likely be very fine and light."
"I want it." Said Sue, turning to me.
"Cheap laser gear is out there, so it is possible."
"Government is paying for everything at the moment, so I see no reason why not." I said.
"Do you think I'll look that cute with the bush completely gone?" Asked Sue, looking straight at me.
"I think you're cute now, but if you want that look, we can do that for you." She smiled and turned to Dan.
"Dan," she said, "either put that tongue back in your head or put it to some proper use, go and lick your sister's pussy and tell me what it tastes like." Sarah smiled at her mum, and turned towards her brother, she sat down on the chair and spread her legs. Her slot opened slightly as he approached, he reached forwards tentatively with his tongue.
Sarah was having none of that, she grabbed his head with both hands and pulled him hard against her crotch. He sucked and licked her up and down, and swirled around her clit, it took a few minutes for her to groan and twitch up against him, finally she grunted and her whole body tensed up for a long moment, then she relaxed and pushed him away.
"That was good." She whispered and pulled his head up to kiss him firmly on the lips, the taste of her pussy was there for him to share with her.
"Well." Said Sue loudly. "What does her pussy taste like?" Dan turned to face his mother and smiled broadly.
"Heaven, she tastes like heaven." He turned back to kiss Sarah some more.
"Stop." Said Sue, as he moved over his sister. Dan turned back again.
"Stop, I want that cock." Whispered Sue, standing up and removing her panties. She walked over and took his hand, together they went into the living room, nice soft carpet there. She pushed him gentle down onto the floor, he put up no resistance at all, once he was lying down on his back, she stepped over him. I had a perfect view as she lowered herself, the short trimmed hair around her pussy matted with her own moisture she dropped to her knees, the twin globes of her ass settled down towards him, her hand appeared between her legs and grabbed the base of his cock, and lined it up with her sopping opening. The purple head engaged with her tunnel and in an instant the hand vanished, and the hips descended. She slammed down onto him and sighed deeply as her pubic bone ground against her sons.
"God that feels good." She whispered.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"I've been dreaming about this for so long now, it's just crazy, I love you Dave, but having my sons cock inside me feels just so good. I can't describe it."
"It looks amazing from here, what do you think Sarah?"
"Fuck, it looks so hot. I might just come again from watching. Ride that cock mum. But don't wear it out, I want some." I stood up and removed my pants and walked over to the chair were Sarah was still sitting. She looked up into my eyes then down at my dick.
"Don't worry about it mum, I've found a cock and this one is bigger." She laughed then engulfed the head of my dick in her hot mouth, she sucked it gently and stuck the tip of her tongue into the slit in the end. I groaned loudly at the pleasure this brought to me. I took her head in both hands and slowly eased my cock deeper and deeper into her mouth, her hands reached round and pulled me slowly in I could hear her breath getting tight in her nose, so I stopped. I didn't know which way to look, down at my daughter sucking my cock, or over at my wife riding our son.