I was distracted all day at work today. The past whirlwind of a week-end had changed my life. I've never had so much pussy! Me, just your average middle age guy, de-flowering an 18 year old virgin. And also fucking my sister-in-law, a woman that I've fantasized about for over 20 years.
I stopped by the store and florist shop on my way home.
I found everyone in the kitchen working on dinner when I arrived home. They squealed with excitement when they saw me carrying three bouquets of roses.
I handed my wife eleven long stem red roses.
"Ana, these are for you. The red is for love and the eleven signifies that you are my treasured one, the love of my life."
"Ah honey, they're wonderful." My wife hugged and kissed me.
I approached Eve.
"Eve, orange roses are for desire. 13 roses are supposed to signify that I'm your secret admirer. I've admired you for a long time."
I got another hug and kiss. Eve and Ana inhaled the fragrance of their flowers.
"Christy, these white roses are for you, for your youth and innocence. A dozen for you. That's the equivalent of a Valentine candy heart that says 'Be Mine'."
Christy smiled and crushed her big chest into me and said,
"Thanks Ed. Another first for me. My 1st bouquet of roses."
The women skipped into the kitchen to put their flowers in water. I slipped out onto the porch and grabbed a shopping bag filled with three of those festive 'Present' bags.
"Ladies, I have one more gift for you. You all know I've had a vasectomy. For a year Ana cajoled, threatened and begged me to do it. And, Eve and Christy, thanks so much for that lovely 'Vasectomy Get Well Card' you sent me. What did it say? "You're not less of a man....You're now an 'IT'."
I gave the two of them a hard look. They played along and acted embarrassed and grimaced.
"I'm sure three beautiful women like you will have many other lovers. However, they will not all be firing blanks like me, not to mention other issues, so I got you each a case of protection."