An utterly perverted odyssey
DISCLAIMER: This is all a sick fantasy, obviously nobody in their right mind would do any of the things portrayed here.
But then nobody in their right mind would do the things portrayed in the average action film either. So consider this the sexual equivalent of one of those action films where the hero runs around doing impossible and terrible things to his enemies before riding off into the sunset despite having been set on fire and shot several times, only with a lot funnier plot...
Oh yeah and all the characters are over 18, you sick fucks.
The Cast of Characters:
ADRIAN: Our hero.
KELLY: FiancΓ©e-to-be
KATIE: Twin sister
DAVE: Dad
MAE: Mom
1. Adrian confesses to his fiancΓ©e, tells story of his first home sex ed lesson
On the good side of things, I finally found someone I could marry.
Kelly was smart, strong, independent, incredibly beautiful, sexy, and open minded. I felt I could tell her anything - and she proved to be open to most things. We took part in orgies, had gay sex both as part of threesomes and more-somes and separately from each other, even joined a polycule for a while... she really was perfect.
The only blot on the horizon was that this very perfection, and the marriage I hoped to start, meant I had to tell her about... the arrangement I have with my family. After all, if we got hitched, she'd be a part of it herself.
Fortunately, she was easily as big a pervert as I am, so there was a chance. I just had to man up and talk to her...
I came clean in the most direct way imaginable, supposing honesty is the best policy. I told her I wanted her to meet my family and asked her if that was OK with her.
She eagerly agreed. I took a deep breath.
"So, the first thing you need to know if you're going to meet my family is... we're not like other families. We have a... very close relationship."
"But you always seem so independent of them..."
"Oh, and I am. But, we've always had an... understanding. If either I or Katie were ever single and didn't want to be, we could stay over at Mom and Dad's. And... not be single."
Her face contorted with disgust. "Oh my god! But that's so wrong!" A pause... Then the curious expression came. I responded to her unanswered question.
"It all started when my twin sister Katie and I turned 18 and came of age. We didn't have much, but they did everything they could to give us a great party. And after everyone had gone home, well, the four of us, me and Katie and Mom and Dad, we got to talking..."
"Well now you're both 18, I suppose you should have 'the talk'" said Dad, apropos of nothing.
"Oh, Dad!" said Katie. "We know all about that!"
"Only in theory." snorted Dad.
"We've both seen you looking at each other, sweetie, and at other people. And we don't want you to get hurt" explained Mom.
"I don't understand" I said.
"You see" said Dad, "There comes a time when you have to ask yourself: Am I going to just let my daughter have sex with the first random asshole who walks in without any idea of what she's getting into?"
Mom chimed in "Yeah, and there comes a time when I had to ask myself if I was going to just let the first bitch with a faulty contraceptive and no morals lure my son into something he can't get out of."
"What are you saying?" asked Katie, bemused.
"We're saying that we'd like to offer you, both of you, a no-holds barred sex education lesson. Live." said Dad.
"We just want to give you an idea of what actually happens in the bedroom, so you don't have any nasty surprises, and to make sure you don't get rushed into anything inappropriate when you do meet someone." explained Mom.
I looked at Katie, and Katie looked at me. She had this look in her eyes, like she was daring me. Egging me on. Eventually, I nodded and she nodded back; not exactly twin telepathy, but pretty close to it.
"Show us." we said in unison.
"All right then." said Dad, and got up. "Follow me."
We all followed Dad into the master bedroom, hitherto our parents' domain. "First, let's all strip off" said Mom as she brushed past me. "No point in being shy!"
And so we all got out of our clothes, until we all stood around together, naked.
"First things first" said Mom, "You all know what things are called, right? Me and Katie each have a pussy, or if you want to be technical, a vagina" she said, and stroked hers for emphasis, at the same time reaching out and gently touching Katie there too "And you and your Dad both have cocks, or a penis." and at this she reached out and stroked my cock with one hand and did the same to Dad.
My dick twitched for a couple of reasons - first, because this was the first time someone had touched my cock in a sexual way, and secondly, because I was strangely fascinated with Dad's cock - so large, so hairy, so thick, and long, and yet... different to mine.