[Β©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE]
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Sheila couldn't believe how well everything had gone. Her father, the former baseball star and current color commentator, had NOT gotten drunk. Her mom, the former baseball groupie, also had not gotten soused. Casey, her new husband, was everything a woman could want (well, his family owned the local major league baseball team; that qualified him and covered the rest.)
The ceremony had gone beautifully. The reception was wonderful, all on her dad's dime. He got the first dance with her. Her father, Tom, hadn't danced with his daughter Sheila, 18 in 8 years. The last time she danced with him, she had to put her feet on his to reach up high enough. Now, Sheila was all grown, a gorgeous redhead, with flowing henna hair, pale but not white skin, a few freckles, and a mature figure like her mother's. As Tom cut in to relieve Casey, he felt his baby and her womanly 35-23-36 figure. Halfway thru "As time goes on" by Chicago, he realized a problem. The intimacy of the dance and the feel of his baby...well, he had gotten rock hard. He apologized to her but insisted that she 'dance' with him to the edge of the hall so he could escape with honor. She figured it out, saw 'the problem', and gave him cover. In so doing, she also saw daddy's OTHER pride and joy for the 1st time...her daddy was huge.
After that, Sheila came over to see if he was 'all right'.
He said: "I'm fine honey, but listen. I know that you are marrying Casey for his family's money and frankly, I couldn't be prouder. I think he will be the ex-husband of your dreams."
She said: "Now, daddy, behave! I think you're just jealous."
He pulled her to him. He showered her with kisses, perhaps more than would be seemly for a dad. He said: "Sweetheart, what I'm trying to say is, if Casey screws up, or turns out to be less than you hoped for, well, don't run home for one mistake...on the other hand, if he is just full of disappointments, then you might consider running home. Just keep a good count of the strikes and bail at three. Now, go get him!"
The reception went on till the open bar ran dry. Finally, all that were left were Sheila's parents, who would be staying at the hotel, the newlyweds, who had an adjoining room, and the catering and cleaning staff.
The four of them, exhausted, went up the glass elevator in the open concept atrium and zoomed up to their 33rd floor rooms. Tom and Sally put the key in the door at the exact same time as Sheila did, except Casey told her that he wanted to carry her. He just wanted her father to get out of the hall before he did it.
With the coast clear, Casey tried to pick up Sheila. Though she was in spectacular shape, she might have been heavier than he thought. He expected a soft, light girl whereas she had played forward on the girls' basketball team and she was quite solid. As he clumsily tried again and again to pick her up and hold her, his last attempt made his foot slip and his right knee bang against the doorway. He buckled to the floor. Sheila, being deceptively strong, helped him up and actually carried him to the bed where he could be put down. At that moment, she realized: SHE had carried HIM over the threshold. That was strike 1!!
She remembered her father saying to overlook a little problem and understand. But that should not allow for more than 2 errors. Sheila went to get herself ready in the powder room. She came out in her once-in-a-lifetime nightgown, ready for her night-to-remember. She was surprised to see Casey 'cranking his own motor' but she took it as a compliment that he wanted to be at his best. That is, she intended to until she saw that the film on the TV was one of the pay-per-view selections of the hotel's adult menu and, far worse, he had a huge bundle of Kleenex at the ready. She grabbed his disgusting hands, pulling them away from his 'pride and joy.' THAT was either strike 2 or strike 3, for he was doing his best, but his little toy squirt-gun was only 3 or maybe 3 Β½ inches long.
Sheila sat on one of the two big chairs by the round table, not wanting to get near that 'marital bed'. The debate in her family between daughter, mother, and father about whether to test 'the water' before jumping into marriage had been a furious one. Her mom had said no, Sheila must be a 'good girl' and show Casey's family what high character people they were. Well, now Sheila was stuck with a newlywed husband with a newborn's cock.
All this time, Casey had remained seated at the end of the bed where he had been watching the pay per view. Now, a furious Sheila rose to her full 5 foot 8 inch height, two inches taller than the delicate Casey. She barked that she wanted Casey now! He got up and stood before her. She grabbed him by the lapels, saying that he had two choices. Either first, she could put the digital photo that she quietly took of him pulling his pud on YouTube for the world to see, including his teeny tiny noodle that was just so cute it would be the talk of the web by tomorrow...OR...he could get up, quietly open that adjoining door, walk up to her father, quietly wake him and have him relieve Casey!!
Casey said: "You're pulling me out of the game?"
Sheila: "That's right, bat boy! When I saw you 'warming up', I had no interest in your pitch. I am sure you couldn't reach the plate. So get someone in here who CAN pitch...NOW!"
It was truly the most humiliating thing that he, or anyone, was ever forced to do. Mighty Casey had struck out, and now he had to enter a room stealthily and ask to be relieved in the manly duty of pleasuring his new bride! Casey opened the adjoining door and eased his way in. He kneeled at the side of the bed, nudged Tom, her father awake, and told him there was a crisis that needed his attention.
Casey was happy that at least this part came off well. He quietly led a sleepy Tom into his marital hotel room. Sheila told her dad the straight facts. When it came to Casey, at this point, the count was No balls and two strikes.
Sheila, taking command of the men, ordered her wimpy Casey to go into her mother's bed so that she wouldn't be alarmed if she awoke alone. Without a word of protest, the now chastened sissy husband slinked off to the other room, closing the adjoining door to his formerly marital hotel room. He quietly got into the far end of the kingsized bed with the sleeping Sally.
With the door closed, Tom sat on their kingsized bed, awaiting the inevitable..."Oh daddy, this is so horrible!" Sure enough, Sheila cried out and ran to her daddy's comforting arms.