Disclaimer:
All characters are 18 years of age or older while actively engaging in sexual activity. This story is a prequel/sequel (sprequel?) to my other work, Alex & Alexa. As always, many thanks and gratuitous panty shots from Freja and Jeanie to my long-suffering editor and beta-reader for their assistance in polishing up and improving this work. Reviews are welcome; flames will be snickered at and deleted with extreme prejudice. Enjoy!
Please Note:
There are incest themes with a secondary couple in this story. Just a forewarning.
Chapter XII -- I Pity Your Superiors
1986: a university office ...
The two students watched the dean fret as he paced back and forth around the floor in agitation, almost flapping his arms on occasion. Mike leaned against a bookcase, towering over the other two occupants of the room, while Karen stood patiently near the desk, her textbooks pressed to her ample chest, as was her habit. She watched the man curiously, Mike with amusement.
The dean was a short, slight man, with decidedly salt-and-pepper hair and a lemony expression he wore almost constantly. Mike thought he always looked like someone was holding something that smelled unpleasant under his nose. The dean arranged something on his desk, walked around, fretted, and then re-arranged the desk before going toward the back of the room and doing something similar. He reminded Mike of a squirrel. It made him wish he had a BB gun.
"Look, you're a busy man," the huge student said finally. "Perhaps we can --"
"My roses weren't dead yesterday morning!" the dean blurted, cutting him off and pointing at the expired blossoms on the desk. Karen looked at the vase he was indicating. Indeed, there were half a dozen roses leaning or wilting inside the porcelain receptacle, and they were all decidedly dead. Karen didn't blame them -- the vase was atrocious. She almost wanted to die from looking at it.
"They might've just been past their prime, sir," Mike offered, shrugging. Thanks to his mom and her horticultural habits, he was more than a little adept at the art of decorative plant care. "Your office doesn't really have the light they would need to --"
"Don't contradict me, DeBourne!" the dean snapped, giving him an irritated glance before fretting again. "It was sabotage, I know it! A message!"
"Is the intercom out again?" Mike asked. Karen gave him a look, but the dean ignored him this time. He placed his palms on the desk and scowled at his rose corpses. He was
certain
this had been intentional. But who had done it?
"I left my office yesterday morning for that seminar, and they were perfectly fine. I come back this afternoon, and they're dead! Roses don't just die in thirty hours!"
Mike took a breath and started to say something, but a look from Karen prompted him to stay quiet for a change. He just sighed and rolled his eyes. He still didn't know why they were even there.
"Mister Marks, we sympathize with your plight, we do," Karen said, equally eager to find out why they'd been summoned. "But I am as yet not sure why you even asked us to come to your office."
"Isn't it obvious?" the older man almost spat before gesturing broadly with his hand at the vase. "I need to know who did this, and why! You two need to figure this out for me."
There was silence for several seconds as the two physics students looked at him. "Okay, I'll bite," Karen said finally. "Why us? Of course, we're flattered that you thought of us."
"I'm not," Mike added, earning him another hard stare from his fellow student.
Karen returned her attention to the agitated department head. "But why would DeBourne and I be the right people to handle this caper for you?"
"Because I can count on your discretion," the man answered, before pausing and look up at Mike, and then back at Karen. "Well,
yours
, anyway. Everyone knows that it's time for the department head performance reviews, and there are lots of people who would love my job, as you well know."
"There are, no doubt, some benefits to the position," Karen allowed vaguely. She had no idea what the advantages and perks of being the dean might be; they all made it look so dreary. "Still, there must be people in Forensics you can count on who have actual training in this sort of sleuthsmanship."
"I don't think that's a word," Mike mentioned.
"Neither is Kapuskasing," Karen replied dryly. "Sir, if you are determined to have us help you, do you at least have anything for us to work with, aside from dead shrubbery?"
"Like what?" he asked, still scowling at his ex-roses.
She shrugged, trying to engage his help. "Was your door locked while you were gone? If so, who has the key? Do we know yet how they've died?"
"No, why would I know that?" he asked, scowling again. "Do I look like a botanist to you?"
Karen didn't say anything. She had her suspicions about the dean's lifestyle, but left them unmentioned at this point.
Mike sighed loudly and stood up from leaning on the bookcase. One long stride took him over to the desk and he looked down at the vase. The dean stepped back, as if Mike's overwhelming presence made him uncomfortable. The titan student picked up the vase, examined it minutely.
"You can discern something from looking at the vase?" the dean asked, trying to keep the wonder out of his voice.
"Yeah, whoever gave this to you had really chintzy taste in home dΓ©cor," Mike replied, making a wry face as he turned the vase around in his huge hands. "It's like Fran Drescher exploded all over a Ming vase."
The dean coloured angrily and glared at him, his body stiffening. "It was a gift from the department!" he hissed. "When I took on the job!"
Mike shrugged. "Maybe someone
is
out to get you, if that's the case ..." He put the vase down and pulled the dead roses out from their soil. He watched the leaves and petals, wilted and hanging limply, before drying the stalks off with the bottom of his T-shirt. He then snapped a stem open and examined it closely, his mouth pursing to one side as he did so. Karen and the dean watched him curiously.
"Yup, definitely poisoned," concurred the huge blond man, looking at the cross-sections of the stems. "You can see it in the xylem."
"You can?" the dean asked, looking perplexed. He had no idea how DeBourne could see anything that small to begin with. The dean would've needed a telescope strapped to his face in order to see anything at that level of detail.
"So, whoever poisoned them attacked the roots," Karen suggested. She obviously didn't have DeBourne's expertise in these matters, but she knew the parts of a plant and what they did. "With what? It killed them in under a day and a half ..."