If graphic sex and sordid acts offend you, please look elsewhere for entertainment. However, if these are what trigger your giggles, read on...
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Allie Cooper sat in the outer office waiting for Mr. Jones, the prep-school principal, to return. She didn't need this aggravation she thought. Her son was in trouble again, and with her husband serving in Iraq, things seemed to be slipping away from her. She began to sob, a tear finding its way down her cheek. Just then, the door swung open, and Mr. Jones made his way to his office door, pausing as the admin assistant whispered to him and pointed towards Allie. Mr. Jones looked and then with a furrowed brow, asked Allie to join him in his office. Allie stood, her emotions suppressed for the moment, and walked past Mr. Jones into the office and sat in a stiff, arm chair facing his large disheveled desk.
Mr. Jones walked to edge of the desk, and rather than sitting in the chair, perched himself with one leg dangling over the corner of the desk so he could look down at her. "Your son has been into mischief, again, Mrs. Cooper." He said flatly. "For a high school graduate in a private college prep-school program he should be more responsible."
"I understand, but his father is away and he's just too much to handle," a small sob escapes her as she explained, looking rather pitiful. Life was hard for her, even harder now that she had to be everything to everyone.
"Mrs. Cooper, you have to understand that I have a responsibility to parents and the other kids in this school to discipline him because of these infractions. I don't take any pleasure in this, but it is by the rule book."
"What is his punishment?" She manages to look up, but not into his eyes.
"Suspension for two days, then, in-school detention for a week," He says as he stood, towering over her now.
"Oh, no! That will keep him from applying to college this year." She gasped, standing on wobbly legs, "There must be something else he can do.
"I understand your position, Mrs. Cooper, but understand my situation; I have to follow the rules too." He said, almost apologetically. "However..." He continued, and then stopped.
"Yes." She asks, "What were you thinking of, Mr. Jones. Is there something else?"
Well, maybe I could talk to him, along with you of course, together, to see if there is anything we can do differently, but it would have to be tonight, the punishment report has to be sent to the Board of Education tomorrow."
"Oh, I know we can work this out Mr. Jones, I know we can."
"Tonight at eight then, at your home, we'll talk this out."
"Oh, yes, please, at eight, thank you Mr. Jones, thank you."
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Allie cleaned up the living room, frantically trying to at least appear like she kept house. The doorbell rang and it startled her, she was expecting it, but it made her jump just the same. She moved to the door, opened it and invited Mr. Jones inside. As she closed the door behind him, she called toward the back of the house, "Jack, Mr. Jones is here."
Allie showed Mr. Jones a chair, and said, "Thank you for coming."
Jack entered the room and plopped down as far as he could from the two adults.
Mr. Jones began by asking Jack if he had any problems that he would like to talk about. Jack ignored the inquiry and avoided looking toward them. Mr. Jones tried again, and was again rebuffed. This time Mr. Jones rose to his feet and began to leave.
Allie, seeing this, jumped to her feet and said, "Please Mr. Jones, stay." Turning to Jack she raises her voice and levels her gaze at him saying, "Mr. Jones has come here to save your butt, Jack, you better start talking to him."
"Fuck you! He's not my dad." Jack yells, tears welling in his eyes as he turns and runs from the room.
Allie begins to cry, sobbing uncontrollably, and collapses to the floor. Mr. Jones moved to help her up and managed to get her on the couch, noticing that she has lost a button on her blouse, allowing him to see her bare breasts as he hovered over her. He lingered a moment intrigued by the erotic view of this rather lovely woman. Allie glanced upward, briefly, and sees his lustful stare, she follows his eyes to her breasts and without reservation pulls him to her, smothering his mouth with hers as she searches desperately for his tongue.
Breaking her hold on him, Mr. Jones says, "Allie, you're a beautiful woman, and I hate to see you upset. I hate to see you crying like you were just now. I wish I could do something to help, to calm you down, to help you relax. Do you think I could? Do you think I could do that? Help you relax ... relax ... and calm down? Could I do that ... Hmm?" His intentions masked by this faรงade, he reveled in the thought that this opportunity came along when it did.