For over an hour I had gotten nothing but an answering machine. My girlfriend apparently was not home and my stress level was through the roof. I tried to get some pussy this morning from my wife but she complained of being late for work and had shut me down, leaving me with a hard dick.
The source of my stress, at the moment, and as usual was my mother. She was not happy with her new carpet in her newly acquired trailer park home. Sloppy work she had complained. I had set the appointment for 9 o'clock and she was supposed to stay home until the carpet man arrived to fix whatever the hell was the problem. Then I got the call from the carpet man that she had walked out and left him alone without telling him what she wanted him to do.
He had promised to stay put until I got there. Well, I am here and he is no fucking place to be found. A note informs me that he was called away on an emergency. A fucking emergency, my ass! Damn! My cock is throbbing!
I'm inside the trailer. Waiting for that crazy mother of mine to return. I can't stand the stress much longer. I have to relieve my tension. When pussy is not available there is nothing left but a hand job. I regret not doing it at home. No fuss, no muss, I can jerk off over the toilet. It will only take a few minutes as I am in really bad shape. My 66-year-old mother seems to be losing her fucking mind and taking mine along with her.
Jerking my cock is making it feel really good! I hate being interrupted but there's the damn door. I would let my mother wait, she had to have seen my car, but it could be the carpet man returning. I stuff my cock back in my pants and zip up.
"Where the hell have you been!" I've find it is my mother as I walked down the hall to the kitchen and living room. "You were supposed to wait here for the carpet man. He has been here and left. Where did you go?"
Looking in the grocery bag she has placed on the table, I see three bottles of wine and she confirms the obvious... she went to the store.
"You know if we want him to come back I will have to pay him a service charge because you were not here."
She tells me that she was here when he arrived and she had showed him what needed fixing. She makes a slow examination of three or four areas from the living room, down the hall, to the lone bedroom in the back of the trailer. I followed her feeling my stress level reach an unknown height. My cock is rock-hard and throbbing. Why the hell did she have to interrupt me!
From her telling, he apparently had finished the work regardless of him telling me he had not. I know my face must be red.
"You know, when I put up with this much crap from a woman I am usually screwing her." I scold my mother. "With all you have put me through the last few weeks you should be on your back right now with her legs spread giving me what I need... what I deserve... for the aggravation."