Disclaimer: This story and all characters are fiction. All characters are over eighteen.
My friend Tony got his girlfriend pregnant and has to marry her. At the last minute, some of his friends threw together a bachelor party at Tony's mom's house while she was out of town. Being a teenager himself, Tony still lives at home. Tony lives on my block, and his mom and my mom are friends, and so I hang out with Tony, even though he is a little older than me.
I had no trouble sneaking out of the house to go to the party, because my dad was out of town, my brother and sister were staying with my aunt, and my mom went to dinner with some friends from work. There were about twenty guys at Tony's. Some were friends of mine from school, and some were guys Tony's age, including a few I knew from the neighborhood. There was a keg and some bottles of booze open in the downstairs family room. I slowly sipped a cup of beer, drinking being new to me.
I'd heard of bachelor parties that had strippers and such, but none of us, even the older guys, knew where to find hookers or strippers out here in suburbia. One guy did bring a couple of VCRs of porn, and that's what was playing on the TV. So, we sat around drinking, smoking cheap cigars, and talking crude about the girls on the video. It was a fun, horny group of guys.
I was in the bathroom when I heard a familiar female voice from the family room. I opened the door a crack, and saw the tall brunette figure of my mom standing at the bottom of the stairs!
I stayed inside the bathroom with the light out, and listened to Mom talking to Tony. Someone had thought to turn off the VCR and turn on some music when they spotted Mom, but there was no hiding the booze. If Mom came looking for me, I was in deep shit.
"Hey, Tony," Mom said, "Sorry to crash your party, I was looking for your mom."
Tony said, "She's visiting my aunt for the weekend."
Mom just kind of looked around at the guys and the booze. She had a strange smile on her face. "Oh. I just stopped by to see what she was doing. I was out with some friends having drinks, and I thought your mom might want to have another drink with me."
As I watched Mom, I realized that she looked like she had been drinking quite a lot. That would explain the smile, and her louder-than-usual tone of voice. I was just glad that she wasn't here to get me, and hoped she'd leave quickly.
But instead of leaving immediately, Mom just stood and said "hi" to Jeff and Chad and the other guys that she knew, which was most of them. She asked what the occasion was, and Jeff said, "We're having a bachelor party for Tony."
"Oh. Oh!" Mom said, smiling. She looked at the booze bottles and keg, and said, "You look like you're well supplied. Mind if I have a drink?"
Chad said, "Uh, no. Help yourself." Mom walked over to the counter and poured herself a large glass of brandy, which surprised me, as I never see Mom drink much. Mom was sort of weaving a little as she made small talk with Tony and Jeff and Chad. While they were talking with her, Ray walked behind her, checked out her ass for a minute, and started chatting with Mom. His body language made it look like he was hitting on her. All of the guys seemed to be staring down at Moms tits. That didn't surprise me, considering how horny everyone was getting watching the porn. And it was far from the first time I had seen my friends looking at Mom's big tits. Mom's 5' 10", so her melons were always in our faces while we were growing up. Plus, Mom's pretty nice looking, and she looked particularly good tonight.
Mom's brunette hair just covered most of her ears, and her earrings dangled down from her lobes. She has a pretty face with very kissable lips, I think. Her large tits looked even bigger than usual in the tight clinging white blouse she was wearing. The thin material seemed to form to her skin and bra. Her black denim pants seemed painted on, too. Although her stomach isn't as flat as younger women, the way the seam of her crotch appeared to be getting sucked up into her pussy, puffing out the lips on either side, was real inviting.
Mom seemed to be enjoying the attention. And instead of trying to get rid of my mom, my friends seemed to be encouraging her to stay. Chad even took her glass and poured her another drink without her even asking.
As mom gulped her second drink down, she said, "Well, I should be going and let you get on with your fun. Do you have strippers coming over?"
"No," my friends replied.
"Aren't you supposed to have strippers at a bachelor party?"
Chad said, "We don't know any strippers."
Mom laughed and said, "That's too bad. I'd be your stripper, but you boys don't want to see a saggy old lady like me."
I'd never heard mom talk that way before. But then I'd never seen her drunk before.
My friends all grinned, and Jeff said, "Umm, don't be so sure of that."
Mom laughed and said, "Would you stick dollar bills in my waistband?"