With apologies to TexMan324 who suggested the theme.
All characters are 18 unless noted to be older.
Just a couple of days before senior prom, tight end (football player) Alan was naked and eating out Josie, his girlfriend and the "head" cheerleader in his bedroom. Alan's best bud, and the team's quarterback, Stan walked in on them. Josie, who had previously enjoyed "not-so-little-Stan" asked "big Stan" to join them on the bed, saying: "you know where to stick it." Stan knew a really good place. But his idea of where it should go didn't coincide with Josie's, and after she came Josie decided she didn't appreciate Stan's appreciation of his tight end's tight end. Causing her to storm off.
Didi, Alan's 35 year-old "knockout" mom had just come home from grocery shopping. She passed the half-naked Josie rushing out. The upset teenager was getting herself dressed as she stumbled down the hallway and through the living room. Alan and Stan, who were both naked, stumbled out of Alan's room pursuing Alan's girlfriend. They stopped when they saw Didi.
"Don't just stand there with your dicks in your hands, boys," Didi said, "give me a hand with the groceries."
As the two carried the brown paper bags into the kitchen, Didi-- who was very perceptive and very supportive-- asked Alan what was wrong. He told the story, and Stan added to the narrative the fact that they rented a limo-- and three, Stan, Alan, and Marcie will be an odd number-- Didi gently stroked "not-so-little-Stan" and asked if she could come.
"Now?" Alan asked, confused.
"No," she said, continuing to stroke Stan's stiffening rod, "to prom."
"You'd... really... want... to?" Stan asked, slightly distracted by Didi's touch.
"Sure," Didi said, blowing her son a kiss, "I was too busy taking care of an infant to go to my senior prom." Then she knelt.