"Hey little brother," Lisa said as she flopped down on the couch cushion next to my head with a grin. "What are you doing sleeping out here?"
"Who said anything about sleeping?" I groaned as I sat up. "This couch sucks! I'm exhausted."
"Weren't you going to sleep in your mom's room?" her boyfriend Ted asked.
"That was the plan," I sighed. "Until mom came home early."
"Mom's home?" Lisa asked, no longer smiling.
"Yeah," I replied as I stood and stretched.
"Oh shit!" Ted cried. "She hates me as it is, and this isn't going to help!"
I fought off a smile. Mom didn't hate Ted. She didn't hate anyone, but then again he wasn't her favorite person. Mine either for that matter.
"Does she know about the party?" he asked.
"Of course she does," Lisa said, answering for me. "She's mom."
"Don't worry," I said to my sister. "I told her it was all Ted's idea. You should be okay." I then turned to Ted and added, "Although, she did say something about wanting to talk to you this morning."
"What?" he asked nervously.
"Relax," my sister sighed. "Brian is just joking."
"Very funny man!" he said angrily. I shrugged.
"Ted, I think you'd better be going," my sister said. "Mom's an early riser and I don't think you want to be here when she gets up."
"I'm gone," he said, giving my sister a quick kiss and making for the door. I frowned. Was it fair to be annoyed at him for bailing without even offering to stay and face the music?
"Think we should wake up Gloria and Francis?" Lisa asked.
"Probably," I answered, forgetting about Ted for the moment. "It will give them a chance to prepare."
"Like you can prepare for one of mom's lectures," Lisa sighed, but then added, "On the other hand, maybe they can slip out too. There's no reason for everyone to have to face the music."
"I'll wake them," I said.
I climbed the stairs quickly as memories of the night before drifted through my head. My hangover was bad and my head throbbed. Thinking was almost painful. I was also exhausted from trying to sleep on the couch. Had it happened? Did I really sleep with my mother? And what did it mean for us today?
The last question was the one that concerned me the most. I had no idea how to react, but I figured I'd work through it eventually. On the other hand, I was seriously worried about mom. I was afraid that there was a good chance she wouldn't handle it at all. And then what?
I pushed open the guest bedroom door and forced the thoughts of the night before out of my head for the moment. My cousin Gloria and her boyfriend Bobby were asleep in the bed. She was short and shapely, with long red hair, pale skin and freckles. Gloria took after her mother's side. Bobby wasn't much taller with blond hair and a wrestler's built. They made a nice couple. They met at the local community college two years ago and were bound for an altar ever since.
"Wake up you two!" I said, shaking the bed. Bobby didn't budge, but my cousin opened her eyes.
"For God's sake, why?" Gloria groaned.
"Because my mom's home," I replied.
"Aunt Deb? Oh no!" Gloria cried, and then started shaking Bobby.
I left the room and moved on to my bedroom. I pulled my shirt off as I went. I needed something to get me going. A shower was just the thing. I'd grab some clothes while I woke Francis and his girl up. Maybe it would help with my hangover.
I threw open the door to find Rhonda riding my cousin on my bed. The room smelled of sex. Rhonda looked at me and smiled. I shook my head. She didn't even pause in what she was doing.
"You two better hurry," I said. "Because my mom is home and she's bound to wake up soon."
"Damn!" Francis cried and pushed his girl off of him. Rhonda clearly wanted to finish. I shook my head and went to my dresser.
Francis's hair was light brown and he was average height with a slim built. Rhonda's hair was darker and she had a sexy smile when she chose to show it. You wouldn't know it based on the way she dressed, but her body was amazing. I'd gotten a chance to see it twice now and neither time had been a disappointment.
I grinned to myself, remembering last night when I thought I was going to get a chance to do much more than just look. That hadn't worked out, but something much different had.
"Brian, what the hell happened to your back?" Francis cried as he stood and threw on his clothes. Rhonda did as well, but she was moving slower.
"Looks like someone played with a tigress," she grinned. It took me a second to realize what they were talking about.
"Yeah," I said, thinking as quickly as I could. "I met a girl a couple of nights ago. She was wild."
"Man!" Francis laughed. "She must have been."
"You'd better get downstairs," I prompted. "Mom will be up soon."
"Right!" my cousin said. "I don't want to face her from in a bedroom."
"I'm right behind you," Rhonda said when Francis looked at her impatiently. He nodded and left. I moved to leave and take my shower, but she stopped me by placing a hand on my shoulder.
"Yes?" I asked. She was looking at me oddly.
"Those scratches are new," she said. "There's no way they happened before last night." I'm sure I blushed. My mind raced.
"No..." I began, but she covered my mouth with her hand briefly to silence my protests.
"Maybe I was wrong about you," she smiled sexily. "Maybe you can handle Megan."
"You're older sister?" I asked. She nodded, getting very close.
"You must be wilder than Francis describes," she said. Rhonda was so close that if I moved at all our bodies would touch. "Because those scratches are new and I'm the only girl not related to you in the house."
"That's sick! I..." I began, but she covered my mouth with her hand again.
"I know," she smiled, her eyes burning into mine. "But that doesn't mean I'm wrong. It also doesn't mean that it doesn't get to me, on a purely sexual level."
I wasn't sure how to answer that. It didn't matter. Rhonda removed her hand from my mouth and barely brushed her lips against mine before turning and moving toward the door.
"I'm looking forward to introducing you to Megan," she said as she left the room. "It's been a while since she and I double dated."
I swallowed hard. It was such an innocent statement, but I thought there was more to it. She didn't seem shocked at all by her discovery that I had an incestuous affair, only enticed.
"I'm sure it will be some double date," I mumbled to myself, and then thought, 'I think it's time Francis and I had a talk. I want to make sure he knows what Rhonda is hinting at before I meet her sister.'
The shower felt good. My back stung as the water hit the scratches and I let myself dwell on how I got them for the first time since waking up. If nothing else, they were proof that the night before wasn't a dream. I really had sex with my mother, and the sweet woman who cared for and raised me to be a gentleman had scratched the hell out of my back.
"Wow!" I said, shaking my head as the truth tried to sink it.
The whole situation from the night before was impossible, but it had happened. I knew that, and now I'd have to deal with the repercussions. I finished my shower, dried and got dressed. I even took the time to brush my teeth and dry my hair. I almost felt human again by the time I left the bathroom.
I could hear voices being raised downstairs. My mom was obviously awake and it sounded like Lisa and her were going at it. I also heard other voices. I guess my cousins hadn't gotten away before mom woke up.
'This should be fun,' I sighed.
"...it's bad enough you had a party while I was away," my mother was saying. "But for you all to sleep over with your dates is too much!"
"You're not going to tell our father, are you aunt Deb?" Gloria asked as I walked down the stairs. Bobby and Rhonda were gone. It was only mom, my sister and cousins in the room. I guess Francis and Gloria figured that it was better to face my mom rather than their father. They were probably right.
"Don't worry, she won't do that," I said. My mother looked at me and frowned. I met her eyes until she looked away. That was something new. Last night had clearly changed the dynamic of our relationship. I frowned to myself, but couldn't help admit that it felt oddly satisfying.