Darren would be the first to agree that his household is one of the strangest that anyone is likely to come across. It is a classic mΓ©nage-a-trios except that the triangle is made up of himself and two women, Debbie, his wife, and Jenny, who was his mother, and that combination must be rarer than rocking horse shit. It had begun several months ago when his mother had come to stay with himself and Debbie while her divorce from his father went through. Within a week she had seduced him, as, unbeknown to him, she had already seduced Debbie some time before. Now they all lived and loved together quite happily, sharing each others beds and bodies as if it were the most natural thing in the world, and he was now a happy man. Not that he was telling the world about his domestic arrangements, you understand, and anyway, it hadn't been the smoothest of rides to get to this point. It had been a difficult adjustment that had come close to tearing the family apart, and it is the subject of this chapter.
The arrangement now worked quite well, suiting the participant's natural inclinations perfectly. Debbie was passively bi-sexual with marked submissive tendencies, Jenny was aggressively bi-sexual with a very high libido and, though not into bdsm as such, she was definitely dominant in the bedroom. As for Darren, well he was an easy going randy male quite happy to fuck whatever pussy was made available to him and he could be slightly dominant or mildly submissive as the situation demanded. If the fact that Jenny was Darren's mother could be ignored, then the three fitted together perfectly, though one twenty-seven year old man with a twenty-three year old woman and a fifty-two year old woman might sound a little odd.
They had worked out a code of practise so as not to invade each others privacy too much, and it was simply that if a bedroom door was open, then entry was allowed, but if it were closed then privacy must be respected. On one occasion Darren had gone upstairs to find his own bedroom door closed, and then he had simply gone into Jenny's room to sleep, leaving the women to it. Had the door been open, a threesome would probably have followed as it had on other occasions, and it must be said that Darren liked threesomes with his wife and his mother a lot. The first one had been only a few days after he found out about his wife and his mother being lesbian lovers.
That first one just about blew his mind. It came about after his contrite and anxious admission to Debbie that he'd had sex with another woman, and that woman was none other than his own mother. The response of 'that's ok darling, so have I!' had left him completely gobsmacked, and he hadn't known if he should be angry, happy, or worried. In the end he'd settled for being randy and getting his wife to tell him how it had happened whilst fucking the arse off her as she'd whispered the sexy details into his ear. She must then have told Jenny, her mother-in-law and lover, that he knew, because by the next evening the whole atmosphere had changed, though it wasn't until the following day that anything happened, and that's when shit and fan came together.
The first he knew that something was on the cards was when he walked into the lounge to find the two women in a clinch in the middle of the room with his mother kissing his wife passionately on the mouth. For a moment he recoiled in shock, but then he remembered his own and Debbie's revelations of the night before, and their unspoken agreement for all three to play freely. He made a mumbled 'excuse me' and turned for the door, but the two women broke their embrace and went to sit primly side by side on the sofa.
"No, Darren, you don't need to go. We're not doing anything, and anyway, if we were it wouldn't matter now."
His mother's words called him back, but he still stood a little nervously, not quite sure how to react.
"Did it bother you, seeing us kiss?" She asked him.
"It came as a bit of a surprise, that's all." He went and sat in his favourite armchair facing the television, the women still just visible in his peripheral vision. It had bothered him, but he didn't really want to discuss it now.
"Well dear, now that you know about us we're not going to hide it anymore. In fact, there is no reason why we should, is there?"
Darren was still feeling guilty and embarrassed and nodded agreement just to end the conversation, his eyes fixed on a blank television screen. He needed time to adjust to what he had learned, not to have it thrust down his throat.
"Darren dear, look at me." His mother's tone reminded him of his childhood, but he instinctively turned in the chair to face her. "It's no use pretending nothing has changed, but if you can get over the guilt thing we can have a lot of fun together."
"Back off mother, please, let me get used to the idea of you two being in bed together before you flaunt it. And I'm still trying to come to terms with what you and I did.
"Debbie and I enjoy each other, that's all, just like you and I enjoyed each other. If nobody minds, where's the problem?"
"Mother, I don't know how you can be so matter of fact about things." If it was going to be spoken about openly, then Darren needed to have his say. "What you and I did has a name, it's called incest, and it's against the law. And you pretty much forced me into it. Besides that, I've found out that Debbie has been two timing me with my own bloody mother, how do you think that makes me feel? Especially when I walk in and find my wife and my mother snogging like a couple of adolescents."
"Well, my darling, I hate to have to point out the flaw in your argument, but you were also quite happy to cheat on Debbie with me the other night, weren't you? Nobody forced your dick to get a hard on! At least we've now brought it into the open. And as for incest, yes we did commit incest, but the law was made to prevent genetically handicapped children from being born, I'm fifty-two and post menopausal, so how likely is that with me?" Jenny's voice had a hard edge to it.
The reminder that he had actually committed adultery as well as incest hit Darren hard, especially with his wife present to hear it, and he didn't really want her justification of their incest either. His temper got the better of him and he lashed out verbally.
"I do know how old you are, mother. What I don't know is how a lovely girl like Debbie would want to fuck with an old woman like you."
"I notice you don't wonder how come you want to fuck with me." Jenny retorted. "I suppose that's because being a man any cunt will do, eh?"
His mother paused, then went on. "You are sore because you felt guilty when you'd been to bed with me, but then found out that Debbie had been there as well. It didn't sit well with your fragile male ego, did it, little boy?"
Darren coloured up, his temper rising at his mother's hurtful remarks, but before he could reply Debbie jumped in to try and rescue the situation.
"Darren, I'm truly sorry that I've cheated on you all this time, but I just didn't know how to tell you. I mean, how could I come home and say 'Darren I've something to tell you, I'm bisexual and I've just had sex with your mother', think about it sweetheart, how could I? And you have to admit, she is very, very sexy, isn't she?"
Darren sighed. "I suppose have to agree there don't I? I'd look a right twat if I committed the world's greatest moral sin with an ugly old cow, wouldn't I?"
He smiled faintly as he finished speaking, but Debbie grinned openly.
"How could a man as good looking as you have an ugly mother?"
"Look, I'm glad, genuinely glad, that you both find me sexy, but I'm not in the business of exacerbating marital problems that I've already helped to create. So if it's going to cause friction, I'll move out." Jenny looked from her son to her daughter-in-law before adding more quietly. "Then we'll all lose out."
Darren waved his mother into silence and then looked at Debbie with his serious face on. "Do you really want to keep going to bed with M...Jenny?" He stumbled slightly on his mother's given name.
Debbie replied equally seriously. "Yes, I do, if you'll let me."
He turned to his mother. "Then there's no way you're moving out, because if you two are going to get it together, and I think you will whatever I say, let's have it where we all know what's going on."