Thank you for reading my story, I hope that you enjoy it, love Mica xx West Yorkshire, England
Mum was sunbathing again. She was wearing the smallest bikini in the world; nothing could be smaller. It covered her nipples, and it covered her fanny, just, and that was it. It had a string around her waist and up her bum. I had my mate Greg coming round to game, and she was laying virtually naked in the garden.
The doorbell went, it was Greg.
"Hi Leo," he said as he walked in, "glass of coke or something, I'm parched."
"Yeah mate, come on through." I led the way to the kitchen and grabbed a glass, running the tap a little then filling his glass.
"Jesus mate, is that your mum?"
Oh shit, mum had chosen that moment to sit up. She wasn't so much displaying side boob, as virtually all boob.
"What, where?" I feigned, "oh, yeah that's mum in the garden doing a sun tanning thing, we best not disturb her, she gets all serious about tanning."
"Fuck man, she is serious MILF, my God."
"Well thanks for discussing my mum like a piece of meat. She is just my mum, you know, not some porno woman."
"Wow, chill Leo, okay, your mum is seriously hot, okay." As if I didn't know. I live here, I see her in various states of dress every day, from fully covered to completely naked. It makes me hard, it shouldn't, but it does. I should not get turned on by my mum, but I do.
"Come on, let's hit the PlayStation."
Greg told me that he had the serious hots for his mum.
"What are you doing about it? Wanking every ten minutes?" I asked.
"Hell no. I walk around in T-shirt and tight shorts so she can see how big her boy is in the trouser snake area. I accidentally walk in when she is in the bathroom, or in her bedroom getting dressed. I even watched her shagging last week."
"Do what, shagging?"
"She thought I was out, but I had come back. I heard noises so I crept up hoping to watch mum wanking. Yeah, she had left their bedroom door open, I could see through the crack."
"Wow Greg man, what did you see?"
Greg got his phone out, and after a bit of scrolling he showed me. His mum was laying on the bed, naked and his dad was between her legs, his dick sawing in and out, his dick disappearing inside her and reappearing. His mum was making gasping noises every time his dad pressed in.
"Wow, that is so cool, did you see the finish?"
"No, not that time. I was afraid they would see me so I backed away, when I thought it safe I had another look; they had finished, he was laying on his back, and mum was on her side, they were talking, but I have no idea what about, it was too muffled."
"Cool."
"Thing is though, that wasn't my dad."
"Do what?"
"Nope, that was Mr Mills from round the corner."
"What as in Jules and Natalie Mr Mills."
"Yup."
"Shit."
"This is my in."
"In to what?"
"Into her fanny. When mum knows I have this and that it will blow everything up, she will let me do anything to keep it quiet. Not sure if I can blackmail Mr Mills with it though, his wife is hot, I would shag her in an instant though."
"Wow. Crumbs, that is news. Best I have is that I have seen mum giving dad a blow job, they thought I was asleep in bed."
"Oh cool, where?"
"It was in the lounge. I heard some noises and peeked downstairs to look. The lounge door was open, dad was on the sofa and mum was blowing him. I couldn't see much, but that is as much as."
After Greg had gone, to see if his mum was alone in the house, I went downstairs. Mum was still on the sun lounger.
"Want a drink mum?" I asked her.
"Oh baby, yes, some Elderflower would be nice, there is a jug in the fridge."
I went in and poured us both a drink and took them out. Mum really might just as well have been naked, her bottoms had slipped into the crease of her fanny, or, she might have put them there herself to get a really all over tan. Who knew?
"Here you are mum," I said, oh and you might have a clothing malfunction in your fanny department. But I didn't say that, I just enjoyed the view. I sat opposite mum and watched her as she sat up a little and sipped.
"Good baby, thank you. Your friend gone?"
I hadn't realised that she had even noticed Greg was here. "Yes, gone back to chat to his mum about something. Not sure what, he wouldn't say."
"I heard your voices, so I knew he was here. You know, Leo, you can talk to me about absolutely anything. You can, anything at all."
"Thanks mum, but I don't feel the need to, but if I did, I would."
"I did hear some of what Greg said."
"Oh?"
"Am I? Is that what you think?"
"Are you what mum?"
"A MILF. God I hate that word. Is that what you think, I heard him say it."
How the hell do I answer that? If I say yes, then I am a pervert, if I say no, then I am telling my mum that she is unattractive.
"Why do you hate the word mum, it's just a word."
"It is so demeaning, it refers to me as an object, not a woman of my own free will."
"I think it just means that you are attractive."