I walked into the living room after getting home from work and my cousin, Jane, was sat on the sofa. "hey," I said.
"Hey, yourself," she replied
"What you doing here?"
"Matt dumped my sorry arse."
"Oh," I paused, "what a cunt."
"Yeah."
"Beer?"
"Vodka?" she said with a slight grin.
"Sure," I said and walked into the back room to grab a bottle and some glasses.
Conversation flowed, she told me her woes and we sat together. As my drunk increased I started to notice her figure and her pretty, puffy face. Her breasts forced out from her sweater, her belly slightly rounded and little bouncy when she moved. Her leggings clung to her arse and thighs - no thigh gap, just lightly touching. I began to wonder what she'd look like naked. "Pour me another, my thirst is big," she said, slurring her words.
"Your what?"
"My thirrrrssht!" she said falling about laughing into me. I wrapped my arms around her and she cuddled into me. She felt good. I kissed the top of her head. "Drink, boy! More drink!"
I released her from what was becoming a tight embrace and poured another drink. Conversation was still focused on her recent ex. "...and! And! the indignity was he couldn't even get his cock up when he was pissed! I mean - I'm no model, but I've got good tits, I've got a good arse and that fucker couldn't get his fucking cock up for me! Rude!"
"I agree - also I've never had that problem."