Summary:
Brother learns his sister fantasizes about sucking him.
Thanks to
: Tex Beethoven, Dave, Robert, goamz and Wayne for editing this story.
My Cum Bucket: My Nerd Sister
Okay, call me a snoop! I used my sister's laptop recently and the first thing I found was an open word document. I didn't walk away because it was titled
'Benefits of Cum'
.
Was I shocked?
Yes.
Did it make my cock harden?
Of course... I'm a guy.
Before I go any further I should note that my sister was eighteen, sweet and nerdy... in a classy way (imagine Audrey Hepburn with glasses). She wore skirts and dresses every day and I'm pretty sure she actually wore pantyhose as part of her fashion statement. She was also super smart, had already been accepted to some colleges, but was striving to get into Harvard.
This dream definitely kept her busy and caused her a lot of stress, while I was going to community college on a basketball scholarship and still living at home. So even though I was in college and she was in high school, she was the one doing tons of homework while I did what I did best... I got by.
I noticed the document was stored in a folder called 'Mydiary', so it was personal, and a considerate gentleman would walk away without reading another word. But of course with a title like that, I couldn't resist. I mean I was curious as hell. So I went ahead and read it. As I said, call me a snoop. And get over it. I did.
After reading a lot of websites, it seems that ingesting male cum could actually help give me a mental advantage. Male cum has quite a few benefits to it and very few risks (disease of course being a pretty big one). Now not all the benefits would actually help me, although I find it fascinating that swallowing cum can actually help keep pregnant women from getting preeclampsia, a medical condition that can raise blood pressure and affect organs like the kidneys. And although cum contains oxytocin, a peptide hormone that helps increase trust with your man (and bonding with your newborn baby), I am not looking for a boyfriend (or a baby), since I want to focus on my studies and become a lawyer. That said, cum does have the following advantages that might be useful to me personally:
1. Research indicates that swallowing cum regularly will actually help the functioning of your brain. Cum contains lots of nerve growth factor which is a key compound for growth of neurons in your brain, and neurons are the little buggers that flash each other so you can think. The more neurons you have, the faster and better your thoughts become.
2. Surprisingly, cum contains antioxidants which are very beneficial to the body, including: superoxide dismutase, glutathione, catalase, vitamin C, vitamin E, pyruvate, carnitine and citric acid.
3. Cum also helps keep you healthy, as it contains such electrolytes as salts of calcium, magnesium, potassium, sodium, zinc and chloride... all which are vital for staying healthy (If this becomes common knowledge, the familiar slogan could turn into, 'a load of cum a day keeps the doctor away').
4. Although irrelevant to instant gratification, cum nevertheless contains a compound called spermidine that research has proven helps in anti-aging... which is a nice side perk along with the others, as I obviously want to live as long as humanly possible.
5. Lastly, although pretty minor, and not enough for the energy boosts I need most nights, cum contains a little bit of fructose and glucose; also, semen provides protein, which I don't get enough of.
Remaining questions:
1. Is girl's cum as healthy? (although I could never do that)
2. Could I actually suck a guy's cock just to get a dose of cum?
3. Why isn't there a CUM store down the block??? (LOL)
Future research:
Do more research on applications of cum to the face... does it really help the complexion?
I couldn't believe what I was reading. I had thought all those assertions about a man's cum being good for a girl's skin was simply bullshit made up by men for obvious reasons, but if Amanda had researched it, she would have researched it well.
I searched her computer and found a few more intriguing items, including some porn videos of oral sex, scholarly articles on oral sex, and another diary entry (after a few that were generic girl babble) where she talked about practising on a carrot, then a popsicle, and finally a cucumber.
Then I found another document called 'Tips to Sucking Cock'. Of course, I couldn't help but read this one too... curious about what she had learned. I had gotten head from probably a dozen girls in my life, and only a couple of them had been any good at it, and none of them qualified as amazing. My only amazing blow job had come from a gay guy at a college party when I was drunk enough to let a guy blow me (and once I stopped looking down and reminding myself I was being blown by a guy, I really enjoyed it; he knew exactly how to worship a cock.. sucking my balls, deep throating me, swallowing my load and then continuing to nurse on me until I finally pulled out). That was a good couple of months ago, and although I didn't want to keep relying on getting sucked by queers, I sure hadn't enjoyed the two following blow jobs from inept girls.
Tips to sucking cock:
1. INTRODUCE YOURSELF
a. Take it in your hand.
b. Stroke it.
c. Kiss it... the head, the shaft and down to his balls.
d. While doing the above, gaze sexily into the guy's eyes.
2. LICKING A CONE
A great way to start a blow job is by licking the entire shaft of the penis (it's good whether the penis is soft or hard). This beginning has multiple purposes:
a. It can get a soft penis hard.
b. It is a great teasing promise of things to come.
c. It will often have him begging for you to take it in your mouth.
3. BLOW HIS TOP
Although the entire penis is chock full of pleasure points from the ball sack, up through the shaft, all the way to the mushroom top... the head is definitely the most sensitive area (this is particularly true if the penis you are pleasing is uncircumcised).
You can tease the mushroom top in many ways:
a. Swirl your tongue around it.
b. Flick it.
c. Suck just the top into your mouth and create enough extra saliva that it will literally cascade down his cock.
d. Clamp your lips around his mushroom cock, suck steadily and slowly back off until you both (and any others present) hear a loud pop.
4. AND WITH HIS COCK BE HANDY