My Daughter's a What?
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"Okay. That about wraps things up."
Jim Snyder sighed in relief. The Friday afternoon manager's meeting for Windhover Cellular always seemed designed to stretch the limits of human endurance, as well as their bladders.
"Except for one thing."
He muted a groan and closed his eyes.
Yes. One more thing. It's always one more thing, isn't it, Helen? Why the hell can't you schedule these things for Friday
morning
, when we can at least pretend we wouldn't rather be anywhere else?
"As you all know," his boss continued, "we're in the middle of moving to a new operating and billing system. Amy has been spearheading that for the last three months. Unfortunately, she will no longer be able to do so."
He opened his eyes, staring down the long table in the conference room at the perky, dark-haired woman. A smile of smug satisfaction crossed her lips.
"Leaving us, Amy?" Don Hardin joked.
"No." Her smile grew wider. "I'm pregnant. I'm due in June."
Cries of congratulations rose from the other women around the table, and many of the men as well. Jim smiled dully, trying to hide the way his heart twisted in envy.
"So what's going to happen?" Roxanne asked practically, when the furor died down. She was a short woman with a face like a cheerful bulldog, and along with Jim, was the supervisor for the provisioning department, which oversaw a great deal of the installation of new data services for the company. "I mean, the baby's not coming out right now, is it?"
Amy laughed, her teeth flashing in the conference room. "If it did, it would be one hell of a surprise. No. Not for about five more months. But my obstetrician told me I'm a high-risk for an early delivery. So it could be June. Or it could be May. Or even April."
"So we need to make sure that someone is ready and able to pick up the ball and run with it if Amy has to start her maternity leave early," Helen interjected smoothly. "We're due to cut over to CloudVision in May. And then we'll be running CV and the old system in tandem through July, just to make sure that the billing numbers match up. No sense in going to a new system if we're not billing our customers the right amount.
"But we have to have someone in charge to coordinate with CloudVision. Something always goes wrong." A series of nods around the table. "Jim, the board has decided that you're the right person to take this on."
His head jerked up as the import of her words sunk in. "Me?"
"You. You do still have your project manager certification, don't you?"
"Well...yeah." God damn it, he did
not
want this! "But I haven't ever used it. And the class I took was six years ago." He looked around the table, feeling slightly desperate. No one would meet his eye. "Aren't you sure someone else would be a better choice?"
"Relax, Jim." Amy smiled down the table at him. "We're not going to throw you into the deep end of the pool without a lifejacket. I'm going to help you transition over, and Roxanne will take up the load on the provisioning side, so you only have to do one job, not two.
"By the time this little bundle of joy arrives," she went on, laying a hand on her stomach, "we'll be fully cut over. Your job will be coordinating fixes with CloudVision and the people here on our side. Think of yourself as the liaison between Windhover and CV."
He rubbed his forehead. It was no good protesting, he knew. Oh, sure, he could throw a fit and they would eventually give the project to someone else. But it would be a black mark against his employment record. When the time came around next June for his evaluation, the fact that he hadn't been willing to take this on would probably kill any chance of a decent raise. And he could kiss his bonus good-bye.
Not as if you really need a bonus, though, with Mia taking care of everything.
He tamped down the bitter resentment. After all, he'd had lots of practice at it.
"All right," he said at last, forcing some amount of confident cheer into his voice. "What's the worst that could happen?"
"The new OSS/BSS fails, the company goes bankrupt, you lose your job, and we all broadcast your failure on social media," Roxanne grinned, to a wave of friendly laughter. But around the table, Jim thought he could see some concerned looks, as if several people weren't sure if he was up to the task.
To hell with you. To hell with
all
of you.
"You're ray of jolly little sunshine, aren't you?" he grunted, picking up his laptop and climbing to his feet. "Just make sure you don't destroy the department while I am taking care of this."
"Jim?" Helen's voice dragged his attention around. "You're going to go on the next visit to CloudVision with Amy."
"All right. When is it?"
"We're flying down on Tuesday evening," Amy said. "We'll come back Saturday."
He bit back a groan of frustration. "Saturday?"
"Yeah. Is that a problem?"
No. Not a problem. All I was planning on was a romantic weekend with my wife in an attempt to save my fucking marriage,
he thought savagely. "I guess not."
"Good. We'll leave for Raleigh after work Tuesday."