I fucked my fat, ugly aunt on vacation. Which wasn't that fun. The vacation, I mean. But fucking her was pretty fun. I had always enjoyed spending time around my cousins and my mom and definitely my Aunt K.K. And since I was 18, I figured this might by my last family vacation. But my Aunt Cathy was quite a bitch. But nobody said anything about it and mostly my mom and Aunt K.K. ignored that fact and didn't let Aunt Cathy drag them down, and when they were alone and she went back to the suite we all shared to go to bed they laughed about her being the bitchy older sister.
I didn't laugh. Aunt Cathy was a bitch to everyone but especially to me. I couldn't figure out why she didn't like me so I had stopped trying and I either tried to ignore her or when she did corner me with her meanness I tried to give it right back to her.
So, it didn't surprise me when she came into the suite we had rented on the cruise ship being a bitch.
I had just walked in and laid down on the bed I was sharing with my cousin Michael, her son, when she came into the suite. It was mid-afternoon and all I wanted was a nap. We had played basketball, minigolf and swam in the ships pool all day long and I just wanted to relax.
The fact that I had my cock out and was stroking it didn't help out her bitchiness.
"Oh put that thing away," she said when she walked in mid-stroke. I must not have noticed her open the door since I was deep in a fantasy about Aunt K.K. "I have a headache and I need a nap. Do that in the bathroom if you're gonna do it, then get out of here."
I was embarrassed. And mad. Screw her. I needed a good nut then some sleep.
I quickly put dick in my shorts and rolled over.
"No, get out," she said. "I'm napping here."
I rolled over and looked at her incredulously. "Damn, I'm eighteen. You can't tell me what to do. I need a nap too."
She gave me that mean Aunt Cathy stare and said, "My back is killing me, the bed I have sucks. I've napped on this one the last couple of days. Now go."
As per usual she was barking orders and expecting everyone to hop to. I wasn't going to do it.
"No," I said. I was pretty pissed she messed up my nut, so I wasn't going to give up my bed. I rolled back over to face away from her.
"Now!" she yelled at me. I couldn't remember the last time she had yelled at me like that. She was always mean, but the yelling hurt my feelings even more. I summoned my best mean face and tried to glare at her, even though the face she was making was pretty scary.
She was standing with her arms crossed over her massive chest and looking at me with what felt like hate. She had on a large t-shirt that went down to her fat thighs and quite frankly she needed a longer one to cover up those huge ugly legs.
She looked at me. She wasn't pretty. Maybe she had been when she was younger but at just over forty and fat she just wasn't. And I was pretty sure her meanness helped to make her unattractive. She had medium length curly hair that did not compliment her, she had a ton of weight in her already unattractive face, and her body was shaped like a watermelon, well except for her huge tits. That was her one good feature.
"Get out," she said with a growl. I think if she could have gotten away with it, she would have thrown me overboard.
"Fuck you," I said as I turned over and faced away from her.
I expected her to grab my feet and drag me out of the bed or hit me or get on her phone and text my mom. I couldn't tell what she was doing so I closed my eyes at tightly as I could and waited.
After what seemed like an eternity I was surprised by her next move.
She sighed and I heard rustling then felt her get in the bed under the covers. I was laying on top of the covers, so I figured I'd be safe from touching her.
"Fine," she said. "Just be still, I have a headache."
I grunted an affirmative.
I tried to doze but the fact that my dick had been mid-jack made sleep impossible. I needed a full jackoff. But I couldn't do it with Aunt Cathy here.
I laid as still as I could for a while hoping she wouldn't kick me in the back and onto the floor. The waiting was nerve-racking. After a while I heard her breathing change and knew she had fallen asleep. I didn't know what the consequences of telling her fuck you were going to be, but I assumed I was going to be in a lot of trouble. I was hoping beyond hope my mother would laugh it off since everyone wanted to tell Aunt Cathy that.
Eventually I started thinking of my Aunt K.K. again. Tall, beautiful, curves in all the right places. A very large ass. She was all I had been thinking about lately.
I couldn't stop thinking about Aunt K.K and before I knew it my hand was on my dick again, rubbing it through the shorts I was wearing. I must have gotten carried away because Aunt Cathy shifted and turned. I was still facing away from her so I couldn't tell her position, but I was hoping I didn't wake her up.
I closed my eyes to try and sleep but all I saw was a naked Aunt K.K.
The next thing I knew Aunt Cathy was waking me up.
"Stop it. Stop doing that." She was lightly slapping my arm and I could tell we where spooning. "You're rubbing up against me. Stop it."