My Mother Hired a Male Stripper, #1
Promising to be a big, blowout bash, my mother, Susan, hired a male stripper for her sister, Maureen's, 40th birthday party.
My name is Jimmy, and I'm 22-years-old. After graduating from college and even after getting a job working from home, still unable to afford my own apartment, I returned home to live with my mother. Making me feel good about my decision to return home, welcoming me home with open arms, hugging me and kissing me, she was ecstatic about having me continue to live with her. I loved my mother, and she loved me.
She divorced my father years ago. Always arguing over everything, especially over money, the last straw was when he cheated on her with his young, sexy secretary. I think my mother could have forgiven him for cheating on her had he cheated with a woman her age, but with the other woman so young, she couldn't compete with her.
I could have moved in with my dad, but he lived in California with his whore, a woman nearly half his age, not much older than me, she was closer to my age. Awkward moving in with them at best, I didn't want to live in Los Angeles. Besides, happy to help her, my mother needed my financial assistance.
We've always had a close and mother and son relationship. Allowing me to concentrate on my work, she did all of the household chores. She did the laundry, the cooking, and the cleaning. She did the food shopping and ran all of the errands.
Why would I continue not living with my mother when I had a maid, a laundress, a cook, a cleaner, and a woman who loved me? The best roommate that I could have, other than a wife, the only thing my mother didn't give me was sex. I'd never turn down my mother if she offered to give me sex.
Something that I routinely masturbated over doing, I'd love her to stroke my prick while she allowed me to feel her naked breasts and finger her erect nipples. I'd love to make love to her. I'd love to fuck her.
Able to work longer hours while living at home with my mother, why would I spend every dollar to afford an apartment and live on my own when I'd be more comfortable living with my mother? I'd be giving up too much when leaving home and financially struggling to rent my own place. With rents so high, I'd have to find at least one roommate. With me a person of habit and routine, I didn't want to live with anyone other than with my mother.
Embarrassing me and making me feel a bit uncomfortable, she told me that I could even invite a woman home. Whenever I wanted to do that, she'd go out shopping at the mall with her friend and go to her house for tea. Actually, if only my mother knew the women who revved my engine, the only women that I was interested in were older women, women twice my age, women my mother's age and older.
Taking it slow, I wasn't ready for big changes in my life. I preferred keeping things familiar, living in the same house, in the same neighborhood, and having same group of friends, that is, until and whenever I found my true love. I'm not ready to get serious with anyone, yet. I'm not even dating. If I was to date anyone, I'm more interested in dating a mature, single mother than a young and annoying daughter.
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Something that every son is when having a mother who looks like her, since the age of 18-years-old, I've been sexually attracted to my mother. Unembarrassed and unashamed to admit, with me horny, I'm always trying to see something of her that I shouldn't see. Now that I'm older and have sexual needs, I love my mother but not in the way that a son should love his mother. I love her in the way that a man loves a woman.
Denying me a peek, never leaving her bedroom or her bath-room doors ajar, she dressed and undressed with her bedroom and bathroom doors tightly closed. Denying me a view, she always wore a long robe over her short, sheer, low-cut, and sexy nightgowns. Now that he's living on the other side of the country with his whore, my father bought her lots of revealing nightgowns that I wished she'd model for me. A church going and a God-fearing woman, a goody-two-shoes, she's modestly moral.
Sometimes, she reminded me of Mary Cooper, Sheldon Cooper's mother, played by Zoey Perry, in the recently ended television series, Young Sheldon, a spinoff from The Big Bang Theory. With her attitude about sex, morality, and religion, much like Sheldon's mother, even though she has the body of a stripper, my mom is more of a holy roller than she is a sexpot.
Too good to be true, she doesn't curse or smoke. As if she's a Buddhist, a Latter-Day Saint, a Seventh-Day Adventist, or a Holy Pentecostal, I've never seen her take a drink. Much like me, already set in her ways and in her routine, like mother like son, we're much alike.
'Yet, how could someone so beautiful, so sexy, and so shapely be so boring,' I wondered? 'No wonder why my father took up with a young whore.'
Even though she loved music, I'd never seen her let her hair down and dance. Watching a woman dance is a big turn on for me, I'd love to see my mother dance. Just once, I'd love to see my mother drunk. I'd love to see her being naughty by flashing me something that I shouldn't see of her. I'd love to hear her talking dirty while swearing like a sailor.
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Had she not married my dad and became pregnant with me, she could have been a nun, Sister Susan. Only, nuns must take a name other than their own name. I wondered if there are nuns who have taken sexy names, such as Veronica, Erika, Lexi, Tiffany, Vanessa, Crystal, Destiny, Lolita, or Lulu.