NOTE: Entertainment for adults only.
I pressed the doorbell again and again, impatient at the lack of response. Where was she?
I lamented the fact that I didn't keep my key to my mother's house. Well, why would I? I was getting married! Donald and I were going to live happily ever after! I wouldn't need a key to mother's house--would I?
Right now, I would. I couldn't believe Donald would treat me that way! This was it! I was gone, never to walk back into his life again. And I knew my mother would understand.
If only she'd answer the door! I pounded and called for her. "Mom! Mother! Open up! I--need you!" I screamed through the din of my banging on the door.
Finally, I heard her voice from inside. "Keep your pants on!" she said. "Who is it?"
"It's your daughter!" I cried, fighting back the tears. "It's Elizabeth! I've left Donald."
The door flew open and there stood Maxine, my mother. "Left him?" she said. "Are you out of your mind? Get in here!" She pulled me inside. "What the hell happened? Sit down and tell your mother."
I set my overnight bag next to the sofa and sank into its softness. "There, there, sweetheart--it can't be as bad as all that," said my mom, dabbing my tears with a Kleenex.
"Oh, it is, Mom, it is," I blubbered. "He... he... wanted me to take it in my mouth!"
"Take what?" she wanted to know.
"You know!" I nearly spat out the words. "His--thing!"
"And?" she asked.
"And? What do you mean and?" I sniffed.
"Well, what? You'd already done that, and you wanted it stuck somewhere else?" she said, trying to guess at the problem. "I don't understand."
"Mother! In my mouth?" I said, not believing what I was hearing.
"Oh, my God," said Maxine, looking me up and down. "Oh, my God. I've failed. I tried to keep things from you to protect you... but I guess I sent you out into the world unprepared!"
"Mom, what are you trying to say?" I managed.
"You haven't been taking care of your husband!" said my mom, standing up and walking around the room. "At all! You don't blow him, obviously... you barely fuck him, I'll bet..." She stopped, narrowing her eyelids at my chest.
"What?" I said, struggling to cover up.
"And I'll bet you don't even use THOSE on him!" she said, gesturing toward my bosom. "The most precious gift I could give you, and you've wasted it!"
I had inherited my mother's generous curves and heavy breasts. They'd always been very handy in attracting men--but I assumed that was the sum total of their function. Aside from feeding babies, of course.
"Use my--my...how?" I sniffled.
"Oh, dearie, this calls for drastic measures," said Maxine, unbuttoning her blouse and reaching for the phone. "I'm going to have to teach you how to hang onto a man--particularly a tit-man! Hello, John?" she began speaking into the phone. "It's Maxie. How soon can you come?..." She laughed a sensual and insinuating laugh. "I know you can go on for hours, but how soon can you come here?" She put the phone to her bosom and turned to me. "You might call this Mommy's Boot Camp! Or BOOTY Camp!" she laughed heartily.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing or hearing. I expected sympathy from my mother... but this?
"Good! You do that," she was saying into the phone as she began diddling one of her now naked nipples. "Oh, and John... this is going to be intense. I know you can handle it... but you'll need relief. Can you bring a friend? Who? Well, how big is he? That'll do. See you in a minute!" She hung up the phone and continued displaying her middle-aged but very sexy body. "John and Michael are coming over."
"Who are John and Michael?" I asked, my head foggy with disbelief.
"Friends of your brother," explained Maxine. "I got to know them after your brother went off to college. They stayed in town! Here, Elizabeth--you can't go to Booty Camp dressed up like a schoolmarm." Mother reached for my sweater and pulled it out of the waistband of my slacks.
"Mom!" I protested. "I don't even know what this 'camp' is! I don't know if I want to GO camping." I jammed the hem of my sweater back into my pants.
"Honey baby, you don't have a choice," insisted Mom. "You've lost a man. It's up to me as your mother to help you get him back. Now, whip out those titties."
She was serious. And she wasn't going to change her mind. Shaking my head with disbelief, I... whipped out my titties.
"Mmmm!" said my mother, reaching out and caressing my full, round breasts. "Mine ARE bigger, overall," she said, "but these are terrific. Is Donald a tit-man?"
"Mother, I wish you would stop using that word!" I scolded.
"Oh, pshaw," she said as she began poking the fullness of my breasts in a taunting rhythm. "Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits! Elizabeth, stop pretending you're not turned on. I can see your nipples as well as anyone. As well as EVERYONE!" she giggled. The doorbell rang. "Shit! Company's here and I'm still half-dressed. Here, honey, help me out of these panties. And you! Take off the rest of your clothes. Now!"
I turned my head and covered my eyes and obeyed. Mother's panties sailed past my face. I could SMELL them as they went by. My mother disappeared into the front hall.