She leads me into the bathroom, shuts and locks the door, then puts a finger to her lips.
"Not a peep," she whispers. "If Mom knew you were in here with me she'd disown us."
"We can't do this," I say as she opens the shower door and turns on the hot water. "Isn't incest, like, against the law?"
"If it isn't it should be," she giggles. "Anyway, we haven't done anything—yet. The way I see it, we're both sweaty from our bike ride, and by showering together we're conserving water."
"You really have a way of rationalizing things, don't you?"
Suddenly there is a knock on the door and we both jump.
"Everything okay in there, Jamie? I have to go run a few errands. Anything special you want for dinner? And just
where
is that lazy brother of yours?"
Jamie clamps her hand over my mouth.
"Honey," our mother says, "it's so nice to have you home for the summer."
Jamie is a sophomore at UC Berkeley majoring in veterinary science. I'm a recent graduate of Hoover High School majoring in lazing the fuck around the house while I decide which low-wage job to pursue.
"I'm fine, Mom," Jamie calls through the door. "Just getting cleaned up for my date tonight. And maybe Jim is sleeping?"
We hear the front door slam. Jamie turns the water off and we hear the car start up.
"That was close," I say.
"Yeah," Jamie says, her eyes alive with mischief. "So are you going to get undressed, or do I have to do it for you?"
"You have a date?" I ask, trying to change the subject. "I didn't know you were seeing someone."
"I'm not, silly. It's just a preemptive strike so Mom won't get too inquisitive. After all, you and I
do
spend a lot of time together, so planting the idea of a boyfriend in her head will throw her off the trail.
Our
trail."
"Jesus, Jamie. I don't know."
My sister has flawless, sun-kissed skin and a voluptuous body. Dressed as she is in her cute summer shorts and her faded flannel shirt, she's the epitome of the beautiful but untouchable girl-next-door. Men want to fuck her. Women want to scratch her eyes out.
"C'mon, Jimmy," she says, turning her back to me while she fingers open the buttons on her shirt. "All we're going to do is shower together. We'll take things slow, because I don't want to scare you away. So—will you help me out of these shorts?"
"That's your idea of slow, huh?"
Am I scared of my sister? Am I afraid to touch her body? No, of course not. We spent our formative years wrestling around on the carpet or roughhousing outside. At the time there didn't seem to be anything wrong about the way we groped and probed and otherwise explored each other's bodies. But now? And
this
?
I put the toilet lid down. I need to sit.
"I've never seen you naked before," I say, choking on the word naked. "I mean, not since you've...filled out." Sister or no sister, Jamie is the stuff that wet dreams are made of.
Jamie turns back around. Her shirt is unbuttoned and she gifts me with a cock-stirring glimpse of her luscious tits. She unsnaps her shorts, then stands with her hands on her womanly hips and smiles.
"Thank you for noticing, Jim," she says. "I'm very flattered. It all seemed to happen so fast. One day I had little rosebuds for breasts, and the next I had Penthouse tits. One day I was straight as a board, and the next my hips flared, my ass bubbled, and my blond pubes started to curl."
I avert my eyes and cough self-consciously.
"Too much information?" Jamie asks, laughing at my discomfort. She turns the hot water back on and I can already feel myself perspiring—but not from the humidity.
"What about you, Jimbo?" she says. "When did you develop into such a good-looking stud? When I left for school you weren't even shaving. Now your voice is, like, all husky, and you've got the cutest, tightest little rear end. Are you fucking on a regular basis?"
"Jamie!"
"Well are you? If you didn't know already, I'm the jealous type. So I guess I'll just have to use
all
of my feminine wiles to hold your attention."
She shrugs her shoulders and the flannel shirt slips off with a whisper to the tile floor. I think about what's happening. I am eighteen, I have more testosterone than a bull elephant, and I'm sitting in a locked bathroom staring at my sister's mammary glands. What's wrong with this picture? Besides everything.
"Jesus," I whisper.
"You like?"
Jamie does a sexy pirouette, showing me her tan lines, her slender waist, and the enticing flesh that spills from her hips and melts into her taut, round ass. She turns the water off again. The bathroom is as steamy as a rain forest.
"Gosh," she says. "Are we ever going to get in that fucking shower? It's all my fault—I just keep getting distracted by my handsome little brother."