I had barely walked through the door to Beth's place when she jumped on me. Literally. She ran across the room and leaped onto me. Fortunately I am a big bloke and Beth is quite slight, so I was able to withstand the impact. She wrapped her arms around my head and entwined her legs about my torso, and she hugged me like a boa constrictor.
"Danny Danny Danny Danny!" she said, so excited she could hardy get the words out. "Danny Danny Danny!" I just stood there being swallowed up.
She released the pressure of her arms so my head could find some air, but she remained locked to me by her legs. She leaned away from me and looked me in the eyes. She was flushed red and she had the widest smile I have ever seen.
"You're going to fuck me, aren't you?" she said. "You are, I know you are. Claire said. And wow, you fucked her, how wow is that, wow, you fucked Claire, that's...that's...Oh Danny Danny Danny Danny, I'm so excited, you're going to fuck me, and in the ass! Oh wow, in the ass, I've never done that, well I have, but not with anyone else, you know, but you, you're going to take my ass virginity, I'm so happy it's you, my little brother. Oh wow!" And with that she paused to take breath. She sighed. "I'm so excited."
"Hello Beth," I said. "You can get down now."
"Aren't you excited, Dan? Aren't you? And a million dollars! A million! That's like, that's..." and she looked at me. "Fuuuuck!" she cried. "I don't know what's more exciting, your cock up my ass or a million dollars. Yes I do, there's no debate, one million dollars, Dan! That's huge," she said. And she jiggled up and down. "Mind you, little brother, the thought of having your big hard cock up my ass is also pretty exciting, I must say. Claire said you are big and you squirt a lot."
"Did she?" I said. "What else did she say?"
"That you're beautiful and strong and that I should let you fuck me for the money."
"She said that?"
Beth grinned. "No, not really! I made it up. Hah!"
And with that she released her legs and jumped off me. And then I could take a look the glorious, lovely, mischievous person that is my sister Bethany. She is the most easy-going of the three sisters, most lively, most fun, and also the most unreliable, forgetful, and irritating sister you could ever hope for. She looks a lot younger than she is, she must be twenty six now, but she has a youthful vitality about her which can make her seem little more than a teenager. She's still asked for identification at night clubs and bars, something she takes a delight in. She's had string of boyfriends but none seems to last very long, I think she just wears them out. She's bubbly, that's what she is, she has a bubbly personality that finds the world an endlessly exciting and invigorating place, and she's determined to explore every aspect of it. Including, it would seem, incestory anal sex with her brother. I wasn't about to complain.
Beth had skipped away to the couch on the other side of the living room. She had a tastefully decorated house, lots of pastel colours and whites and creams, lots of fine furniture and fittings. She had done well in finance in the company she worked for, and they paid her handsomely. I think Claire helped her with the house decoration, she's the sophisticated one.
"Do you want to see it?" said Beth.
She was wearing faded jeans and a loose white blouse, almost a cheesecloth, through which I could see a lacy white bra. Her dark hair was loose, cut to fall on her shoulders. She had a habit of flicking her hair around her face, and then peering at you through the fallen hair. Very sexy. If you like that sort of thing.
"See what?" I asked.
Beth jumped onto the sofa and did a couple of bounces, then stopped and looked at me. She started to undo the buckle of her belt.
"My ass hole," she said.
Now that's not a question I get asked all that often. You might think it would be, having the sexual orientation I have, asses tend to feature heavily in gay relationships, but surprisingly that particular question does not often crop up. Queries about cocks often do, and balls, and buttocks, but ass holes, well, they're sort of there to be used and offers of viewing and inspection are far and few between. I don't suppose it features much in straight relationships either.
Before I could answer Beth spoke again.
"You can't touch. Just look." She peered at me. She was slowly pulling the belt out of her jeans. "Yes or no?"
I stood looking at her. I still don't know what the right answer should have been to that question, but luckily for me Beth decided for me. She was never a good one with a pregnant pause, she had to rush in and fill the void.
"I'm going to show you anyway, brother, I want you to see me before we fuck. You can't do the job sight unseen, can you? And then I'll be happy to know that you know where to go." She grinned.
I burst out laughing. I laughed. And laughed. And laughed. The phrase 'wet myself' comes to mind but men don't tend to do that, only girls, but you get the gist. Beth watched me, slowly undoing her jeans. She was smiling so I don't think she was upset by my behaviour. I slowly calmed down, but had to sit to avoid falling down.
"Oh Beth, you are priceless," I said. "I don't think I'm likely to forget where to go. It's sort of what I do, remember?"
"Yeah I know, but, well, everyone's different, aren't they?"
"Not really," I said. "An ass hole is an ass hole. Some are big, some are small, some are hairy, some are shaved, some taste sweet, some don't, some are a joy to fuck, some, well, some just suck."
"Oh," she said. She looked disappointed. I felt sorry for her. She was just being nice, probably a little nervous herself, a little over excited. She was always on the edge of that anyway.
"Actually, sis, I'd love to see your ass hole. We may as well get acquainted," I said. She smiled. I took a step towards her. "In fact, why don't we just, you know, get on with it? No time like the present?" At that she jumped up.
"Oh no, not yet, we can't fuck yet."
"Why not?" I asked, puzzled.
She looked at me. "Because..."
"Because?" I asked.
"Dan. Don't be cross, or angry, you promise you won't be?"
"What are you up to, sis?"
She sat down again, and looked at me.