Let's see, where to begin? I guess for starters, I have to explain how my relationship is with my step-aunt Clara. She would be my mothers step sister, since my grandfather George had married aunt Clara's mother well before I was born. I have never thought of her in any physical way, that is until one evening during my senior year of high school (which I guess would put her in her late 30s or early 40s).
My parents had gone over to aunt Clara's place for some drinks and for once I had the house to myself. I didn't have much to do as the night was coming to an end, so I decided to flip through channels to find something to watch. Eventually, I came across some soft-core porn on Cinemax or Showtime or one of those networks.
Within minutes of tuning into the show, I heard my parents stumbling up to the door and I quickly changed the channel. In walked my aunt Clara and my mom with my dad, slumped and staggering in between them.
He was so soused that he could barely stand and couldn't walk on his own, so my aunt and mom had to help him to the bedroom. My mom also looked to be zigzagging along. Only my aunt Clara seemed to be handling her booze, at least she wasn't bumping into anything.
Once they were out of sight, I hit the mute button and flipped back to the show. Aunt Clara had already came back to the living room without me noticing, apparently my parents passed out as soon as they hit the bed. I fumbled with the remote as I tried to change the channel but I'm sure aunt Clara caught a glimpse of what I was watching.
"Hey...what are you doing?" she asked.
A little embarrassed...I stuttered, "Oh...just, ah, flipping through channels."