This is an erotic story that includes incest. Do not read if you are not at least 18. Published exclusively to Literotica. Copyright (C) 2019 LongFreezingWinters.
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"I am going to call your father after dinner," said my Aunt Eileen with dripping disdain. "I thought I was very clear that you were to stay with us overnight."
"I'm sorry, Aunt Eileen. But Bill is a good friend of mine. He said I could crash in his room tonight." My Dad had laughed several times when he told me about his call with his sister before my trip.
"You may be 18, but you are still a high school student. Your father was raised in a good Christian family. He has certainly strayed from the Lord for letting the Lamb sleep in the den of the Lion."
"Mom and Dad would like me to go to UVM, although it is not my first choice," I said. "They figured that if I could spend time with some friends, I might be more inclined to attend."
"UVM is where our family has always attended. I don't understand why you would want to go anywhere else."
My Uncle Jonathan flipped the corner of his newspaper down to look at me. Our eyes met, and he raised his right eyebrow behind his wire-framed glasses. He talked very little, most likely as a strategy to keep away from my Aunt Eileen's sharp tongue. I followed what I interpreted as his silent advice and remained as quiet as possible as Aunt Eileen went over all of her perceived shortcomings of my dad, my mom, the new minister at her church, her neighbors, and Democrats. The hardest part of her bullshit to deal with was disparaging my mother. If mom had not told me what would happen and to grin and bear it, I would have exploded. I was gritting my teeth while helping to set the table when I heard tires on the gravel driveway.
Moments later, my cousin Lauren entered the house. I heard her greet her father and talk to him briefly before entering the kitchen. The last time I saw Lauren was six years ago at the last family Christmas before our grandfather died. I had been twelve and Lauren fourteen. Back then, I liked girls, but I didn't know why, beyond the kisses they were starting to give me. Lauren had always been very shy and quiet, hiding in plain sight next to one of her parents. Aunt Eileen always dressed Lauren like a little old lady. I didn't think that Lauren owned a blouse or sweater as a child that did not have fake pearls sewn into the neckline.
When Lauren finally entered the kitchen, her height surprised me. She was very tall, maybe 5' 10' to my 6' 2". Her very light blond hair was tied back in a severe schoolteacher bun. Her skin was pale, taking after her father's Scandinavian heritage. Her face was partially hidden behind giant glasses that fell out of fashion twenty years prior. Despite the large frames, her face was surprisingly pretty. Her body was completely hidden under an old lady style dress and light pink sweater with shoulder pads. I couldn't tell if her body was as frumpy as her attire, but it seems proportional to a healthy person. Lauren gave me a slight smile, said hello, and seemingly ignored me. Dinner conversation was still dominated by Aunt Eileen, a mixture of interrogation about my parents and diatribes on the failings of everyone but Aunt Eileen. A few times at dinner, I would catch Lauren looking at me, but she would quickly look away whenever our eyes met.
Near the end of dinner, Aunt Eileen asked, "Lauren, what time is your Bible study tonight?"
"It's at 7:00 pm as always. I'll need to leave soon, so I will not be late."
"Mark, I think you should go with Lauren tonight. I am sure she knows a good Christian boy from her Bible study group who will let you stay with him tonight."
"Mom, I think that is a great idea," she said. "If we let Mark hang out with his jock friends, he will likely get drunk and get into trouble. I'm sure I can find a friend he can stay with tonight."
I decided to keep my mouth shut for now and would work out a way to ditch Lauren once we got to campus. I was not going to Bible study on a Friday night. As we were about to leave, I asked Lauren in the dining room if we could exchange phone numbers in case we were separated on the way to campus.
"Oh, I don't have a cell phone," said Lauren. "Mom thinks they lead people to sin."
"Oh, great," I thought to myself.
I was in my Jeep following Lauren in her old Volvo for only a few minutes when she unexpectantly pulled over into the parking lot of a convenience store. I pulled up next to her and hit the button to open the passenger side window. Her glasses were gone, the hair was down and flowing, and a million-watt smile stunned me. Her eyebrows were very pale, the same color as her hair — a truly natural blond. From the neck up, she was a supermodel. But pretty girls were nothing new or special to me. She held up an iPhone. "What's your digits? We can talk on the way to campus," said Lauren. Moments later, I was following her car again and we were talking on the phone. "So. What were your plans tonight," she asked.
"Bill belongs to AGR," I said, hoping she would get the hint I would be ditching her.
"Oh, their parties don't even get rolling until midnight. Why don't you hang with my roommate and me? We're going to a theater department party so I can meet my boyfriend. That will give us a chance to visit and you can get a buzz going at that party before heading over to AGR."
"Who are you, and what have you done to my cousin Lauren?" I joked.
"I fucking killed the little bitch," she said in a flat tone. I assumed she was kidding, but there was a serious hint to the way she said it. "Does your girlfriend know you are going to a frat party tonight?" she asked.
"I currently don't have a girlfriend."
"Boyfriend?"
"Fuck no. I've had girls throwing themselves at me since middle school," I said without any false modesty. "I want picnics, moonlight walks, and cuddling, and all I get is ass, ass, and ass."
Lauren whooped it up, laughing at my comments. "I knew you were going to be a stud the last time I saw you."
I sighed.
"What was that for?"
"Lauren. I wasn't kidding. I am really jaded about relationships. I went stag with some of my friends to Homecoming because I refused to be used to improve somebody's chances of being Homecoming Queen."
"Let me guess. You were Homecoming King?"
"Junior year and again this year," I said flatly.
"How about a girl from a different high school?"
"Tried that, twice."
"There are like three or four colleges in your town. How about a college girl?"
"I meet too many of the wrong college girls. Most of them are like 'all of these dicks and so little time.'"
"Life seems so rough for you," giggled Lauren. "Soccer star. Honor society. Stud."
"I know you are going to laugh at me, but I haven't even had sex since the end of summer, and it's almost Thanksgiving."
"Poor baby."
"Stop laughing."
Lauren was silent for several seconds like she was thinking. "Who knows, maybe you'll meet the love of your life tonight and go to UVM."
"Fucking kill me."
"So. If you don't want to fool around, I can drop you off at Bible study," she teased.
"Fuck, no."
"Are you going to ignore some sweet little girl at the AGR party if she threw herself on you?"
"I'm open to a little recreational sex tonight. Nobody here knows me, so fucking is a pretty straight-up transaction."
"And you wonder why you can't find romance."