My uncle Max is the coolest guy around.
You might disagree. You might even think I'm prejudiced toward him. And you might be right about the second one -- but I say I'm totally right on the first point. And when you hear about him a bit I think you'll agree.
I've been living with my uncle since I was 13, when my parents died. I was of course sad, but I didn't really know them that well. They spent a lot of time abroad, and left me with nannies and other domestic help. I pretty much grew up on my own. I don't think my parents really knew what to do with a kid, and decided they weren't going to change their lives much.
I may sound like I'm complaining but I'm not really. I had everything a kid could want, as they sure weren't poor. Every toy, new dresses and clothes, promise of a car when I turned sixteen, the best schools that money could buy, private tutors, and so on. So I don't know if I entirely even missed them that much. It was always nice to see Mother, as she was a truly beautiful woman, always elegant and gorgeous-looking. Father was the same way. When they came home I had dinners with them, formal affairs that I was required to dress for and behave myself, and then one of them would come and sit with me in the evenings and read a story. Once in a while I was allowed to accompany them on evenings out, but most of the time children were not invited, and the highlights of my young life were when they would take me on annual month-long vacations -- sometimes to Europe, or India, or South America. But that was the most time I ever spent with them.
We received the phone call that their plane had gone down over India two months after my thirteenth birthday. I hadn't seen them since the day of my birthday, and I'll always be grateful to them for that day -- my last memories of them were absolutely wonderful. Of course I didn't think this at the time, as I was just heartbroken. In retrospect - and I don't mean to sound callous - this was only the start of a wonderful adventure for me.
Three months after my 13th birthday and a month after the funeral, while I was still wondering what was going to happen to me, my uncle Max -- his full name was Maximilian - sailed into the NYC harbor. He lived on his own boat and thus hadn't gotten word until he sailed into a port -- after the funeral.
I'd met my father's younger (and only) brother a few times. I knew my mother didn't like him all that much. It wasn't a strong feeling, I don't think my mother had strong feelings on anything, but she simply felt he should settle down and be more responsible. As if they had much ground to stand on! So he wasn't highly encouraged to visit. Still, he sent me presents every few months, from all around the world, and every year on my birthday would call for a few minutes and send me something especially exotic. The first time he came to visit was when I was only six, and the last time had been when I was 10. I hadn't seen him since.
He sailed into port on a lovely cutter, his own. Docking it, he took a cab up to our home, in the process changing my life forever. He told me that one thing my parents had done -- like him or not - was written my trust fund over to him. He said they had asked if anything happened to them that he was to take care of me until I was 18 and on my own. He asked me if I wanted to come with him, and told me that he would take care of all my schooling and all of my needs. I asked him if he wouldn't mind, having to take care of some kid when he'd been single and childless all his life, and he hugged me tightly and said -- "You're not just some kid, sweetheart. You're my brother's child and my niece and I'll always be there for you."
And he kept his promise. Life with him was a whirlwind. We lived on the cutter, or sometimes, one of his yachts. He never settled anywhere. He didn't neglect me even a little... I had a huge room of my own on all of his ships. He kept me in the same amount of things that I had had when I was home- new clothes, a cell phone, even a satellite phone in case I wanted to call when I was out to sea -- who would I call anyway? He hired private tutors to train me. And yearly he would drop me off with one of his friends for a month or two, just in case I was sick of boat life and wanted some solid land under my feet. In truth I never tired of traveling, and I made enough friends among his crew that I was happy, but I never wanted to disobey him and stayed with his friends happily enough. They had daughters around my age, so I can't deny it was fun.
This went on for five years. During that time I noticed my uncle changing in his attitude toward me and the way he treated me. He began to treat me less as his niece and more as....well, I'm not sure what. I think the life on the boat suited me well, for I found myself turning...well, rather attractive. We were of Russian stock, with last name Federov, but even my pale skin, once done burning, began to tan. I turned a lovely golden color, and I grew my hair out and began to learn how to dress to suit myself and look elegant. My uncle also had a rule of dressing for dinner, but for him it was fun, as he would help me purchase clothes -- always paying and then help me pick them out and mix and match. He had excellent taste. My eyes were cerulean blue, and my smile was infectious. I found uncle to be more and more affectionate as time went on, and considering how I had lacked affection all my life -- my parents weren't into hugs or displays of affection, though I knew they loved me -- I eagerly agreed to his hugs and kisses and reciprocated even more.
I never entirely figured out what my uncle did for a living, before he retired to his boats. All I knew is that he was rich. Rich-rich-rich. And generous, and kind -- for a man who had sworn up and down he would never have children, he was a wonderful uncle. And I think you might be starting to agree with me when I say he is the coolest guy around. But he only got cooler, in my eyes at least, and that is what this story is about.
When I was eighteen and finished high school, he dropped me off in San Francisco with a friend of his for the summer break, as he always did. I would much rather have stayed on the boat but I figured he might want some time to himself. I knew sometimes he had women, he didn't attempt to hide it from me, and I knew now that they in no way would take any of his love or affection from me. I generally just was polite to them. I tried not to cramp his style, but I was sure he still appreciated the time away from me. How wrong I was to not know what he wanted most was his niece -- in every sense of the word -- and sending me away was his attempt at forgetting how he felt. It didn't work that well, as you'll see, and some of the fault -- if there is blame to be passed -- is my own. But I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I?
"Uncle Max!" I squealed excitedly from the far end of the dock and ran to him. My luggage stood there, abandoned, next to all kinds of packages.
He grinned broadly, and stood up on the deck, straightening his back. The S.S. Intrepid was in dock, and he'd come to pick me up, after a month of delay.
I ran down the San Francisco pier, leapt lightly over the railing, and threw myself into his arms as always. I reflected that I probably wouldn't be able to do this much longer, as I was getting quite tall and long-legged. Still, for now it was OK to continue doing so.
He'd dropped me off for some time with a family friend in California, since I had summer vacation, and he wanted me to feel as much like a normal kid as was possible. I knew I sometimes made uncle feel like a real hero, the way I treated him. My adoration of him was painfully obvious.
He seemed a bit distracted, and I drew his attention back by kisses all over his face. I even dared to give him a quick kiss on his lips, feeling his moustache bristle against my mouth. He looked surprised but didn't complain. "How are you doing, sweetheart?"
"Uncle Max, I missed you! You stayed away too long." I turned and waved to the driver who had dropped me off. He waved back, and proceeded to drive away.
"Can we go? Is the boat all done? Oh, I missed her so much!"
He smiled, ever indulgent. "Yes, we'll be leaving within the hour. Joseph! Get my niece's stuff." He called to one of his crew.
Putting his arm around me, he led me below decks. "Your usual room is ready. I hope you had a good time with John & Marcy?"
I shrugged. "Yeah, they were really nice, and so was Suzie." Suzie was their daughter, and uncle had figured it would only do me additional good if I could spend time with a girl my own age.
"But it's most fun here with you," I continued, and ran on ahead into my room. I heard him chuckle as he followed behind.