Rachel and I have been married for about ten years and I love her to bits.
She's a great wife, great mother and a great friend. She's also a great fuck.
It wasn't always like that. The first couple of years were rough. All that changed when having a beer with my father-in-law one night. My wife had sent me over to pick something up. He offered me a beer that turned into three.
At one point he asked "how's that daughter of mine treating you?"
If I had stuck to one beer, I would have answered all good nothing to see here mate. Instead with three beer in me I answered "she's a fucking pain in the ass that daughter of yours."
I regretted saying it straight away but before I could say anything else, he laughed and said "just like her fucking mother."
I was surprised and a little relieved that was his response. But I was even more surprised at what he did next.
"Grace love, can you bring us a couple more beers" he sung out to his wife.
Looking me in the eye he then said "mate I'm going to do you a huge favor and show you how to deal with O'Hara women."
I had no idea what he was talking about and figured he'd had way more than the three beers I'd had. Its time to get out of here I thought to myself but before I could make a move Grace was standing in front of us holding two beers.
Roger starts with "Grace honey, I think we have a problem with Rachel." She looked at him with concern but before she got a chance to speak Roger continued.
"She's giving our boy here a hard time, just like you used to back when you were a stupid little cunt."
Excuse me but what the fuck did he just say? Did he just call his wife a stupid little cunt?
I looked across at Roger who had a grin across his face that stretched from ear to ear.
"Grace, I think you need to apologies for your daughter's behavior."
I'm stunned, firstly at what he's saying. But equally that Grace is now kneeling in front of me and apologizing.
I was too busy trying to process what the fuck was going on so I didn't catch it word for word but it was definitely an apology. One part though stuck with me and i remember it clearly. It was hard not to with Grace kneeling no more than a foot in front of me. Looking up at me and in the sweetest tone says "it's my fault, she a stupid cunt just like me."
By this point my heads near enough about to explode trying to process what's going on. Once again Rogers voice breaks my thought process.
"Grace, why don't you tell him how I fixed you?"
She answered without hesitation and I've got to say with a noticeable amount of pride in her voice.
"By raping and beating my dumb ass till I learnt to behave, Sir."