Nan's visitor.
A visit by her 'nephew.'
She was bored. Nothing and no-one to keep her company or to talk to. So Nan decided to have a look on the Internet and see what was going on in the outside world. She had a look at a few sites and came across a Dating site which looked alright. So she joined and wrote out her profile stating that although she was seventy seven - she was only interested in gentlemen between 40 and 55 years of age. She was looking for a regular, casual relationship in which two people could converse and also meet each other's needs.
Within a couple hours of submitting the profile, she had received three emails from three potential suitors. She emailed each of them and as they emailed each other over the next few days, they got to know each other and eventually worked out times and dates to meet.
She arranged to meet the first guy at the front reception area of the Retirement Home so that she could show them the way to her unit. She told the staff that she was expecting her nephew. Mark was only 41 years of age, so they thought that was the best explanation.
Mark was about 6', with a tanned outdoor look, as he played a lot of golf. He had brown eyes and was a good looking guy all round. This was commented on to Gran after he left later in the day.
She said laughingly, "Well, he comes from my side of the family, and we are all good looking!"
Mark and Gran sat having a coffee and talking for about half an hour. Mark moved over to Gran's chair and took her is his arms and kissed her.
"I don't know about you Nana, but I would like to explore the rest of you. Can I take your caftan off?"